Monday, November 20, 2006
11/20/2006 11:28:00 AM
Frenchy Jokeys
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking the beach one day when they come across a lantern. One of them picks it up and out pops a genie. "I’ll grant you one wish each" says the genie. The Welshman says, "I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm the land. My wish is that the land in will remain fertile forever in Wales." "Done," said the genie. The genie turned to the Frenchman. "Well, I would like a wall around France to stop all unwanted people coming into my precious country." "OK" says the genie, "It’s done. The genie then looks at the Englishman. "I’m curious, says the Englishman, please tell me more about this wall." "Well," says the genie. "It’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out. "I see, says the Englishman, very interesting." "So then, what’s your wish?" says the genie. The Englishman replies, "Fill it with water."
so here i am again seating on my fucked up ass..doing nothing AGAIN..chill..maybe i add another crap to this blog..4 things why chocolate better than sex..
Chocolate is better than sex because: You can GET chocolate BUYING chocolate is legal Chocolate won’t mind if you bite the nuts too hard
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate with each other without being called "gay" You’re never too young or too old for chocolate.
maybe after this probably would go swimming with my kid brother..go there smile at babes wave at gay guys and swim while brushing here and there..damn it..hahahaks..dont worry im not that type of bitch..3rd December my mendaki teacher kahwin..haiz.go there wash the plates..cool..lalalalalaa..dunno what to say..lallalalalalalalaa...
k lah end here...adios for now
