Sunday, November 19, 2006
11/19/2006 12:01:00 PM
sunday
heyho..
yesterday went to band..eat at long john with Yuz and Lyssa..then out came the wolves (excos)..datang..makan suma dah tak selera lah babae.ahahaks..then utha and zabbir join us..utha has been proclaimed The Master Of Disgust..dhahaa..after went that go gek poh cut hair,,balh blah so on so forth..btw thanks nadh for recommending the place..tiong bahru..ok cool..after my hair dah panjang i will go there..
so today..sunday..mendakk after dunno where to go my sis asked me to go to the gym..hell no man..the last time i went to the gym near nanyang cc..the macik2 thta excersice there kept staring at me as if i was naked or something..come on cik..im still a VIRGIN..go fuck a goat olrait..hahaha..just playing..so here i am typing this blog in the middle of 2 beds..dahahahaks..
FUCKHAUER JOKES
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy "My name is Johnny Fuckhauer".
So she said "There'll be none of that kind of thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don't believe me!"
Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class "Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?"
"Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"
