Friday, November 10, 2006
11/10/2006 07:14:00 PM
Friday
T.G.I.F..thanks goodness is friday...
heyhow..hey kids...
this is how it feels like to be a PENIS..
1-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
Reply: Dear Penis,After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your Request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not a all, you have constantlybeen seen entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.Sincerely,
The Management Five reasons not to be a penis .
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an arse hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
hahahahahahaks...
nothing much hapens today..nothing exicting though..oh yah the killer moovie that has everyone in tears has finally made a mark on my house..the movie..MY HEART..yupz about the gerl who friend with a guy since young adn up giving up her life to her best friend gerlfriend who has a heart of a 5 cents coin.DAHAHAHA.
such lame ass..hear people cried watching that show..but the shitty thing is i was god-damn laughing..damn..if i ever has a heart and need to give up to the girl i reaLLY LOVE THE MOST whose guy has a what ever shit in his heart..i would probably say NO...damn..hell NO..when i was laughing my mum look AT me in a different way it was suppose to be a touching story whatever crap but i was laughing..i told her..ma abang pernah kenan lagik teruk dari ni..i dunno she understood.but what i care..hahahaks...
ending my blog from my favourite song..Outside by Staind..read closely the lyrics...
And you
Bring me to my knees
Again
All the times
That I could beg you please
In vain
All the times
That I felt insecure
For you
And I leave
My burdens at the door
But I'm on the outside
AndI'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
All the times
That I felt like this won't end
It's for you
And I taste
What I could never have
It was from you
All the times
That I've cried
My intentions
Full of pride
And I waste
More time than anyone
But I'm on the outside
And I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
All the times
That I've cried
All this wasted
It's all inside
And I feel
All this pain
Stuffed it down
It's back again
And I lie
Here in bed
All alone
I can't mend
But I feel
Tomorrow will be OK
But I'm on the outside
And I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
.....erick....
adios...
