Hot NewS

2007-05-05T16:03:00.000+08:00

wont be blogging anymore...

this site is closed down..sorryyy...adios....

the LiNe

2007-04-29T14:29:00.000+08:00

hey....

exams tommorow,with pimples on my face..like a fuck..

what is it to burn

2007-04-27T22:13:00.000+08:00

hey....

its my 134th post lets celebrate my disipline to update this blog from rusting..happy hour guys..tiger ahh sial...
so atikah you were right.its only semangat 2 minutes.didnt went to the mosque today.end up lepak in ping pong table with the dudes.talk to Din he plans to open up a jamming studio,maybe i think i will invest in his ideas.maybe.tengok ader duit dulu.

after that went to malay remedial..seriously never in my baboonic life i have been to a Malay remedial..this was my 1st.turn out to be fun..more of laughter than studies
yurpzz...more of laughter than studies.

saw marilyn manson videos..his guitarist is as cool as shit..the name.John 5..baik....

hmm.what else to write...nevermind

keane-nothing in my way..buy the cd ...

adios

let the record play

2007-04-26T13:03:00.001+08:00

hey...bitches

went home early today..thanks to the practical exams science..thought of exploding the Biology lab 2..but todays practical doesnt invovle anything that has to be burnt..damn,i can only do practical with syed hafizs by myside cause he is able to give me comic relief..damn..
by my side was qing yong..behind me was Yi Bin..no matter how tight the invigilator are.i managed to get help from my friends..was about to put water from the pipe when yi bin stop me and point at the bottle of dionised distilled water on his left hand..damn if i put the tap water inside my test-tube i might failed the bloody test..hahahaha..

AAARGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!...( a huge sigh of relief )..u know what i mean Alyssa..ur right shes a fake..im so damn singular now..neh..no more pural me..my sister ask me to accompany her to far east plaza..kak belanja eh..?hahahahahahaha..cam chibai..\\\///

next weeek mid-year exams..damn...

plankton from spongebob squarepants once say...

nice guys finish last but bad guys rule forever..damn i dunno why im quoting phrases from cartoons..hhhhhaaahhaa..sok gy sembahyang jumaat..tak pernah2..tomorow will be my 1st..

let the record play

2007-04-26T13:03:00.000+08:00

what ive done

2007-04-22T16:26:00.000+08:00

hey....

yesterday cut my dreadlocks off...chey step mana rambut aku dreadlocks..ya..i cut my hair damn short..thanks elfyana for commenting my malay..heheheks..\\//

so male have two balls..actually we testerone have 2 balls so that we can stand balance.if 1 balls is heavier than the other you will be see a guy limping as he walks.2 balls to represent

Stupidity Bravery

the right ball is bravery while the left one is stupidity.ok understand..coooll.>>!!!!<<<>>>
so Aldolf Hitler has one balls right..i think the one ball is the left one..stupidity,by killing millions of jews doesnt mean it will help solve the germany problems.but his stupidity gain him fame.he is now in every major history textbook,blacklisted as a MORON..dahahaha..so im lucky mines balance maybe the stupidity is a littile heavier..so yah..

oh yah..Batman doesnt belive in coincidence thats how his character comes along..maybe i should follow..dont belive in coincidence..

till then...fuckers..

nothing in my way

2007-04-21T22:17:00.000+08:00

hey...

blogging with the JAnice Dick-Kinson at my background..bastard..she is such a bitch..ahahahaks..

found this emo famous lines..maybe you emo kids find this useful.

i like to walk in the rain because nobody knows im crying..
the pain of slashing is nothing compared to my life...

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saturday..a few more days from now im having my science practical exams.damn.not even prepared for it,major fucked.plan to blow the whole biology lab purposely mix potassium with water.or add excessive sluphur to anything to blow it..hahahahahaks..how stupid can someone be..very stupid..

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k till then..

through fire and flame

2007-04-15T16:20:00.000+08:00

so hey....

didnt slept well last night..spent the whole night awake..so well feel so tired this morning..and afternoon..plan to sleep after blogging this this blog..mak datok penat nak mampos..nearly slept in the 99 bus on the way home..last bus home..not last train home..
oh yah..99 bus is always fill with weird people..saw mat hip-pop in the bus with the bling-bling and he wear this sweater with the hood cover his head..like a jackass..cam babi sak..and he walk like you know the hip-pop walk..got weird stares from all the amahs in the bus..i saw them and just smirk..

and saw this fucker who sat infront of me..he dig his fucking nose..and theres a 'taik-hidung' in his index finger which he wipe on the seat infront of him..UWEEEKK!!!!!!!..chibai..disgusting..so dudes be careful..

till then..anything just shove it up the tag olrait..

devil without a cause

2007-04-14T22:05:00.000+08:00

lifes

have been bored and bored and bored

....

yupz...sooner or latter its mid-year and im not prepared for it..

damn

expecially practical..exmas

been making jokes..too much jokes that i didnt listen to what the f the teacher saying

so im dead..

oral..m.t oral is like a bitch..talk crap to the teacher..while she just shake her head with

the look.."macam paham"..so i thought the crap i just blurted out was right..

but when i went to the canteen i realise i just talk crap to her..

MAJOR FUCKED

went to alumni band..damn that was so fun..dunno if i am able to go next week..

exams lah Mr J..

hahahahahaha

oh yah..

The River-Good Charlotte..

damn that song is nice man..feat the singer of avenged sevenfold..

should listen to it..

till then

night kills the day

2007-04-13T17:13:00.000+08:00

hey...

11.04.07..the day we live in infamy..we got BRONZE..damn...BRONZE..other bands play cam tetek get bronze i can consider,but BLCB an exceptional band got bronze..something is wrong somewhere..maybe we are to over confidence..maybe..
saw and heard everbody crying..lah..heckcare..take my tie off (though we arent suppose to do so..)..the emcee ask row by row to go out..before my row..i just went out off the room..bastards..

living life like a sec 1 back..no cca no nothing..just pure studies..found hard to catch up on maths cause i miss mrs teo lesson due to SYF..yupz..mrs hong came to class and checked our books..muka kerek cam tetek..mrs hong HOD of science..as usual i didnt do..dont blame me..my book is to new to be disfigured with answers..dahahaks..got 4/25 for english..like fucked right..HAHAHA...nevermind lifes to short to be busy all the time..

for all those people who tag...would like to thank you guys for keeping the tag alive..but do me a favour please write your real name..i dont want assess like unknown gerl lah..cartoon lah..write the name thats is found in your i/c..thanks..

Son Of Sam

2007-04-06T16:03:00.000+08:00

hey...

its been a while..been coughing like a dumbfuck flu..man im going to die..my brother says i have symtoms of prostrate cancer or something..if im gonna die..i hope it would be a grand affair..ahaks..

so linkin park has came out their new album so does good charlotte..yeah...so check it out guys..

yupz..thats about it,,,till then...

last train home

2007-04-01T16:49:00.000+08:00

so..hey.....

its been a while...since i last update...this piece of crap...wow...penat letih until today i still fell tired...anytime i culd just drop dead right here right now..and hungry too..yah..im hungry..

yesterday went to clementi wood to this buffet restaurant call sakura..dah datang jauh2 my sis was like tak nak ahh..kakak tadi dah makan..sial..everytime i wanna eat something different or sometimes i wanna do something exciting somebody or a fucker will olways spoilt it..so i make a point that THIS year 2007..after 0 levels..ever saturday will be spend with 'the dudes'..yeah...

till then..fookers

Foo Fighter

2007-03-29T15:56:00.000+08:00

hey....

been a long week..expecially after PTI..yah...sucks...

so i uncover a deadly truth..theres this syndicate in boon lay made up of sec 1's going around and ask people who is older than them to be their god-sister or god-brother...hahahaks..yupz..its true not making it up...this dude call Haziq and ass from BLCB..boon lay concert band..he ask all the people who is older than him to be his god-sister nor god-brother..i dunno how many have rejected his pathetic pleas..he ask all the students there except erick...hehe...

so one question pop up my mind for this people who asked around to be their god-sister/god-brother........

"KORANG TAK ADA MAK BAPAK EH...?"

...translate..

"YOU SON OF THE BITCH HAVE NO PARENTS..?"

i dunno man..even when im sec 1 i dont evn ask ard..bang,bang jadi abang angkat aku..?bro can u be my god-brother..thats so fucked..sial lah...nonsense..stupid mudder-fucker...

well thats all folks..for anyone who felt like they have been insulted..all i can say was...
welcome to uncut uncensored..home of the assess

hey

2007-03-26T17:04:00.000+08:00

hey...

so last thursday was meet the teachers day..which i changed it into...fuck your stupid son/daughter day..went there with my mum who dress like megawati sukarnoputri the previous indon president..so went there...sat beside nur hafiz..nothing happen until nur hafiz father came..all the teachers in the hall began attacking starting from miss yap to mr singh..they too began complaining about me to my mum.little did i know that..my name and a few of the dudes in my class name was circle RED..yah..this dudes "the kekecohan"...

this are the complains that i get from them....

"your son's not concentrating in class,does he have a gerlfrend..?"
"your son likes to joke and talk while im teaching the class"
"during my lesson your son can draw,in his textbook,something is wrong"

WHAT THE HELL....!!!!!!!!!!

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2007-03-15T18:40:00.000+08:00

hey...just came back from BAND CAMP....band camp...the only thing i like bout band camp...beating up stoopid kids...hahahaks...and make jokes

so my FINGERS has blister on it..thanks to the leather strap of the cymbals..yah..ouch..hahahaks...plaued singapore sunrise and ross roy over and over again..till i MeMoRised it..yah..

till then..

hey ho

2007-03-12T16:09:00.000+08:00

hey guys...

btw watch the Saints Are Coming-U2 and Greenday..the video is damn awesome...

yeah..me blogging while bored..the plumber is wasting my water...while searching for dunno what...pipe yg connected...mepek siot..i dunno today is repair day..just now in the afternoon some dude is reparing the telephone line..which i pruposely sabotaged so i can make private call without people knowing..haiz..basket case...

went to band early this morning..saw BIBI the irritaing gerl..BIBI grow up can...wednesday camp...MAJOR FUCKED...i hate band camps...1st they are boring,2nd its long winded and 3rd i need to do sentry..on the wee hours in the morning..

lalalalalalalalala

letters to god

2007-03-10T21:21:00.000+08:00

hey...its been a while...

went to deyi this afternoon for a exchange programme..it was fun...misbehave here and there...i like that school...air-conditioned hall.
lifes suck the fucked out..failed my chemistry like a bitch..8 marks..only a bitch get 8 marks..hahaks..but dont worry the whole class failed...like a bitch..

so..here i am blogging....again..repeating hows life is like a super big ass bitch..besok kena gy madrasah...irritating siak...ahaks...

cause i..
i wont lie..
i wont sin..
maybe i dont wanna go..

cant you wait..
maybe i dont wanna go...

trough glass

2007-03-04T16:31:00.000+08:00

...hey...

its been a while since i last updated..

this saturday...BLCB will be going to Deyi..haiz..

yeah...

it will be a long day.

arggggggggrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

mendakk

2007-02-24T21:50:00.000+08:00

I'm looking at you through the glass...
Don't know how much time has passed
Oh god it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home sitting all alone inside your head
How do you feel? That is the question
But i forget.. you dont expect and easy answer
When something like a soul becomes
Initialized and folded up like paper dolls and little notes
You cant expect a bit of hope
And while your outside looking in
Describing what you see
Remember what your staring at is me
Cause I'm looking at you through the glass...
Don't know how much time has passed
All i know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head
How much is real? So much to question
And never dare make up the mannequins
Contaminating everything
When thought came from the heart
It never did right from the start
Just listen to the noises
(No more sad voices)
Before you tell yourself
Its just a different scene
Remember its just different from what you've seen
Im looking at you through the glass...
Don't know how much time has passed
And all i know is that it feels like forever
When no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah
I'm looking at you through the glass...
Don't know how much time has passed
Oh god it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
Feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head
Cause I'm looking at you through the glass...
Don't know how much time has passed
All i know is that it feels like forever
But no one ever tells you that forever
feels like home, sitting all alone inside your heaaaaddd
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you.. yeah-ah
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That shine for you.. yeah-ah
And its the starrrssss
The sttarrrsss
That lie to you.. yeah-ah yeah
Ohhhoh the starrs
Ohhh oh the starrrrs that liieee

2007-02-18T15:24:00.000+08:00

hey....

spent the last modderfooking days in my home...people chinese neew year go enjoy i am HERE in home...thanks to my dad...his ultimate smartness...my dad is famous for 'last minutes'..we plan to go holiday and visit my atok like 3 days b4 chinese new year..cukup time on friday i rushed home ticket sold out that is only after a few hours my mum wenyt to the ticketing counter and found out people has booked that ticket way befor chinese new year..yeah..

it also happens b4..last mintue nyer holiday ker batam...dad spent more than 2ooo on accomodation and transport..at there i just bought a pathetic hat and maggi cup so i wont fucking starve myself..grreeattoo...dahakas,,

i learn a lesson in parenting today..if u wanna go for a Holiday..PLAN FIRST..plan like 3 weeks b4..just in case..
even you wanna ask a gerl out for a date..plan 1st...what time what time eat...what time you wanna sound her stead..and all...

till then..

-erick-

tired

2007-02-15T16:04:00.000+08:00

today....

ran the cross-country...today...4km..haiz...damn tired..ran all the way...hahahaks....
tired..
after running like for how long..went to the Arena play pool...kinda fun to spend the afternoon...

valentines day..spend it with remedials and stuffs...kinda funny during the valentines day..most people in my class like emo,boring and malas nak dilayan nyer mood except Nainna lah..duhh...hahaha..bought someone a diary..but never get to give it to her...haiz...

notthing much to say..but ......

BEGINNING OF THE END coming your way...

-dead-

2007-02-10T17:08:00.000+08:00

so tired maan....dahaks..\

just came home from B-A-N-Double D...so bored..so tired...this week was hectic too many test cramped in one..cause next week is chinese new year..sial..wow...

wow..its febuary..My time fly so fast..hahaks....

nothing much to say..just say a few words so that people who read this blog taught that the blogger still alive...

curse our enemies forever,
that slit our wrist
and burn down something beautiful...

this desperation that live me over joy...
with fading lights,
that live the light that we destroy

this isnt goodbye..this is i cant stand you..

dead

2007-02-04T16:23:00.000+08:00

hey...guys..

boon lay sec have their 1st inter-school games..though we lost BUT..they play like a pro..boon lay soccer team..no proper coach..no proper equipments...not even the school is supporting them...yah..

hahaks..

its been a while...yesterday went to this mus'arts kebenda..watch bands performing sumer..
B-TRIPLE O-R-I-N-G...serious...now i really know why my name is renaldi..it means..tak boleh duduk diam .....agigated in my seat like PUTTING sambal belacam in a monkeys anal...damn..
hahaha...

k till then

grrest

2007-01-24T18:41:00.001+08:00

child possessed

2007-01-24T18:21:00.000+08:00

Adios....hahaha,,,HEY

Man....i felt like giving up...
Actually this "feeling" happens twice
Once during N levels..and N0W
during the time i felt like giving up
but something motivate me to push harder
and hell i forgot what it is

now o levels..5 damn years..
i have been waiting,
5 mother of mother fucking years,
i have been waiting to seat on this no initial meaning exams
damn..depp down..i need that god-forsaken cert
like the devil need ya'll soul..

i dont wanna work like my dad
i dont wanna my kids to suffer like me
i dont wanna spent my whole god damn life regretting...but i couldnt do it..

............................

my dude/friend jabez passed away last thursday..he took his own life..pity his folks man..life has hell lotz of things to offer..i knew him since sec 3..everytime i talk to him it will always be about X-Box games..(dont worry gerls..we dont talk bout sex..)

...............................

life taught me a lot of things..
life taught me theres no such things as true love
life taught me..in life theres 2 chances..a chance to be sucessful and a chance to be in jail..
lifes is also like a boz with wonder ful wrapping paper..but we dunno what the heck is inside..till u opened it..

till then......

2007-01-21T17:27:00.001+08:00

hey...

went to temasek yesterday..kinda know what im gonna choose..Intelligent Building Technology..
great..if u pass in that course u have a chance to get a Master In Science..sumthing..yeah..
For The Future...hahaha
went there with hafiz(es).nazif.nadiah.fad.atikah..etc..etc..zul...malas tol nk type..nainna..paham2 jer lah..
watching the tv and theres this advertisment of NS verifcation..a call for all males who were born in 1989..WOW...next year my fucking turn..defer suar..hahaha...

Tears In Heavan-Eric Clapton...nice song..shuld listen,,

yeah..thats all..

2007-01-13T17:34:00.000+08:00

hey..its been a while since i last update...

lifes sucks eversince i step inside the cursed class of 5/1..haha..
for 3 days wed to fri..we had motivation,public speaking and CIP..everthing was great..expecially the cip..we had to bring old folks home resident to orchird garden
its was great...but i pity them....rotting in a place far from their own family...

so here i am..back from school..my legs woah..fell like amputating it..so tired i dont even know where i got the strength to move on..so tired..so feel like dying..
hahaha....

till then mudderfookers...

2007-01-07T16:27:00.000+08:00

There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore.One of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell God he was no longer needed.
The scientist says to God - "God, you know, a bunch of us have been thinking and I've come to tell you that we really don't need you anymore.
I mean, we've been coming up with great theories and ideas, we've cloned sheep, and we're on the verge of cloning humans.
So as you can see, we really don't need you."God nods understandingly and says. "I see. Well, no hard feelings.
But before you go let's have a contest. What do you think?
"The scientist says, "Sure. What kind of contest?"
God: "A man-making contest."The scientist: "Sure! No problem".The scientist bends down and picks up a handful of dirt and says, "Okay, I'm ready!"
God replies, "No, no, no... You go get your own dirt."

2007-01-06T16:47:00.000+08:00

hey...been busy since wednesday..kept coming home late in the afternoon..dunno whens the last time i ever felt rested and in peace..
lucky i have a good start..seated at the back of the class.me and the dudes..make jokes tru out the whole lesson..how cool is that..?..BITCHES..

just came back home from CCA open house..damn tired..found out from the band tacher..that i have training on saturdays from 10 am till 1600 hours..damn..if i use my energy spend on band and work at the mcdonalds..i will probably get..like 300 bucks..hahaks...

till then folks..btw..Scissors Sisters-dont feel like dancing..rocks..

2007-01-02T13:21:00.000+08:00

tale of the 2 ants..

There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves.
They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave.
After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff.
"Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant.
"So how was your cave ?".
"Well" he said,
"It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

2006-12-31T10:21:00.000+08:00

its been a while...

i have been listening to Disasterpiece from SLipknot damned..the song is so hypnotising..to some of the metal fans i guess...

Nobody stop me
I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
I wanna dig inside, find a little bit of me
Cuz the line gets crossed when you don't come clean
My wormwood meets your pesticide
You'll never get out, coz you were never alive
I am infinite,
I am the infant finite
Come a little closer and
I'll show you why(NO ONE IS - SAFE)
Noises, noises, people make noises people make noises when they're sick x2
Nothing to do except hold on to NOTHING
How does it feel to be locked inside another dream
That never had a chance of being realized?
What the fuck are you lookin' at?
I'll tell you what you're lookin' at
Everyone you ever fuckin' laughed at
Look in my eyes for the answers - typical
I can feel it underneath like a miracle
Everybody in the world needs more than
Lies and consequences to power them
Once again, it's me and no one else
I can't remember if there was a someone else
It's not mine, it's not fair, it's outta my hands
And it's shaking - you'll never take me
(NO ONE IS - SAFE)
Noises, noises, people make noises x2
People make noises when they're sick
Nothing to do except hold on to
NOTHING NOTHING! x2
Come on(HATE)
Hate ain't enough to describe me
(SCREAM)
Somewhere between screaming and crying
I'm not supposed to be here
I'm not supoosed to be
(WHY) When do I get to know why?
(BITTER)
Bitter as the stink of when.............

listen to the song urself if u wanna know the lyrics...
..............

hari raya haji my favourite festive season to celebrate..coz hari raya haji is the only festive season that muslim allows bloodshed and death,,,...,,,
THE SLAUGHTER OF SHEEPS...
hahahahaks..
try and go to the nearest mosque and see them how they slit the goaTS THROAT..and blood spilled out..like red ribena..dahaha,,
...........

till then anything just shove it up on the tag olrait..

2006-12-31T10:11:00.000+08:00

been listening to Slipknot-Disasaterpiece lately..

Nobody stop me

I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound
I wanna push my face in and feel the swoon
I wanna dig inside, find a little bit of me
Cuz the line gets crossed when you don't come clean
My wormwood meets your pesticide
You'll never get out, coz you were never alive
I am infinite, I am the infant finite
Come a little closer and I'll show you why(NO ONE IS - SAFE)
Noises, noises, people make noises people make noises when they're sick x2
Nothing to do except hold on to NOTHING
How does it feel to be locked inside another dream
That never had a chance of being realized?
What the fuck are you lookin' at?
I'll tell you what you're lookin' at
Everyone you ever fuckin' laughed at
Look in my eyes for the answers - typical
I can feel it underneath like a miracle
Everybody in the world needs more than
Lies and consequences to power them
Once again, it's me and no one else I can't remember if there was a someone else
It's not mine, it's not fair, it's outta my hands
And it's shaking - you'll never take me (NO ONE IS - SAFE)
Noises, noises, people make noises x2
People make noises when they're sick
Nothing to do except hold on to
NOTHING NOTHING! x2
Come on(HATE)
Hate ain't enough to describe me
(SCREAM) Somewhere between screaming and crying
I'm not supposed to be here
I'm not supoosed to be
(WHY) When do I get to know why?
(BITTER) Bitter as the stink of when
I try I'm not supposed to be here I'm not supposed to be
No, no, no, no, no, no
Pull your hands away
I'm gone - goodbye - it's so depressing
Withering away
Take a look - inside - my soul is missing
All I have is dead, so I'll take you with me
I Feel like I'm erased - so kill me just in case
I Feel like I'm erased - so kill me just in case
Dont kill me, drop it guys
(COVET) Everything around me's mine
(STY) Can't see through the sties in my eyes
I'm not supposed to be here
I'm not supposed to be
(DOWN) Scratching and clawing all the way
(STAY) You won't let me fucking stay
I'm not supposed to be here I'm not supposed to be
(LIVE) Is there another way to live?
(DIE) Cuz it's the only way to die
I'm not supposed to be here
I'm not supposed to be, come on
No, no, no
I'm not supposed to be here
I'm not supposed to be x2

song by

2006-12-29T17:46:00.000+08:00

hey..

its been a while since i last update..thanks to the earthquake in taiwan that disrupt the intrenet cables..thus the intrenet is slow and lagging like a fuck..
.....

next week..school re-opens..haiz..another 365 days of test,c.a's,cca's,O levels..damn..haiz..17 next year..old old me...

....

BIBI MEREPEK

...

its been a cold day today..damn..my feet is freezing as if i place my feet in a fucking tub of fucking ice..bRRRrr..hahaha..maybe i felt cold cause i played too much under the rain..who knows.haha....

....

till then...

2006-12-29T14:51:00.000+08:00

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2006-12-26T15:20:00.000+08:00

hey..back from batam...

cool place..buy a ticket from habour front and tell them that you're going to Waterfront..that place rocks..only one resort there call Harris..and the palce is deserted..terpencil..cool..

and i only spent 2 bucks on one fucking CAP...very cool
dahhaha..
food there cost like a bomb..end up eating maggi from the cup..how bastard is that...

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i dunno is it me or is that im addicted on collecting Hot Wheels cars..damn..dahaha..
well thats all folks..i tend to write short stuffs of what happen..till then adios de amigos..

2006-12-22T19:31:00.000+08:00

hey kids...

Plus 44- when your heart stop beating..

damn that band is the latest trend dude..the song is marvellous hahaha,,,....
so just came home from watching the mooviiee..Night At The Musuem..fun ride for the family..

Ghost Rider a movie which is coming up watch the triller..GEREK..
300 another movie..also very GEREK...

yupz..one thing for sure..we haf hell lots of movie coming up next year...

till then..adios..sunday go BATAM...

2006-12-20T21:35:00.000+08:00

today..i make my own history..

wow...alot of shit happen to me today..fucked..1st..i lost my ticket to the Jurongville concert..that piece of shit measure only..10cm but worth 10 dollars..BASTAARRDD..i shouldnt placed near my ez-link card..when i took out my ez-link card the thing fell out..bastard..then i had no choice but to went back home..paisey..

bastard..i search for that fucking ticket on the interchange floor like some junkie looking for his fallen marijuana..1st time in history ever felt so idiotic..

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2nd..found my long lost cd..Hip-Hop-Hard..the album that includes Hip-Hop and Rock songs...damn...music so nice..dahahhaha..began to appreciate Hip-Hop..
wow..2nd thing in history that i appreciate Hip-Hop..
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k lah adios de amigos

2006-12-19T20:41:00.000+08:00

The drops of rain they fall all over
This awkward silence makes me crazy
The glow inside burns light upon her
I'll try to kiss you if you let me...
This can't be the end
Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now, I need you so bad

Down down down down
Down down down down

It gets me so

Down down down down
Down down down down

It gets me so

Your vows of silence fall all over
The look in your eyes makes me crazy
I feel the darkness break upon her
I'll take you over if you let me...
You did this

Tidal waves they rip right through me
Tears from eyes worn cold and sad
Pick me up now,
I need you so bad.

Down down down down
Down down down down

It gets me so

Down down down down
Down down down down

It gets me so

Down down down down
Down down down down

2006-12-19T12:18:00.000+08:00

hey...

its been rainning like carzy for 4 days now..its like as if..a huge giant is urinanting one year worth of urine on us...all hail..the great giant

been thinking of something..better to write it down,,mana lah tahu jadi MOVIE...haha..

bout a guy..who been raped by his own dad..when he grow up..he kill anyone with jet black hair..coz..his dad has the jet black hair,but he has split personality his violent otherside that do the killing..while his mild,quiet way shock the police as he do community service sumer...so surpising..his method of killing is simple..the person was raped anal-ly..then he multilated the body..wow...

hahahaha...

adios

2006-12-18T16:18:00.000+08:00

hey..

its been a while..listened to the new track by the killers..expecially the song when you were young..NICE SAK..
hahaha..

got my N levels result today..the one that really stands out is Nainna when she got her result..i think she call the whole people in her handphone contacts list..hehe...very the cute..
pity Nasrul..haiz..my friend since primary school...nevermind..hope we remain contact with each other..\\

guess im addicted to hersheys the chocolate i think thats the correct spelling..haha..haha..

missing someone badly for no reason..heheks...damn regret buying that ticket to Jurongville Concert..found out with have to go together as a band there..with Mr Someone-Name Shouldnt-Be-Mention............
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..................FUCK IT.........

2006-12-17T19:32:00.001+08:00

...24 hours left...

2006-12-16T15:24:00.000+08:00

hey...ALOHA...

hey kids..its will be another 48 hours to go before

............THE RESULT........

adios de amigos

2006-12-15T14:11:00.000+08:00

hey bitches...dahahaha..

Bibi if u think my jokes is lame then dont come to my blog..if u still read my post do me a favour..DONT EAT...i takut u tersedak..anyways ur fat too..dahahahaha..DIET..

ok lets start the POST...

aloha bitches...dahahhaa..guess what..?
monday N level result..at around 1400 hrs it will be release in the local schools near you..
wow..like 3 days then...fuckazoid..its been a while i last slept like a baby..having insomnia since the beginning of last year..and i dunno why..can somebody answer that...

today's last day of the Doha Games..i realise something..if u watch the Opening..u realise the Qatar citizen sing their with so much pride..u look at singapore citizens during national day..sing the national anthem like kang kong...lemah...dahahahhaa...

k lah gonna get going...b4 that bibi complain again that i kept posting crappy lame jokes on my blog...adios de amigosa..

wow...

2006-12-14T13:39:00.000+08:00

wow...not untill today i realsie that im addicted to COFFEE..wow..fucked....

how idiot can erick be...very...i mean very..

erick drank coffee before going to bed yesterday..he didnt sleep untill 4 in the morning..when we asked him why..he replied..

"i was thirsty..."

erick miss-spell his name hell lots of times..from his original name erick renaldi too....

.eerick renanldi
.erik renadi
.erick renanldi

we asked him why..?he replied...

"since young when teacher gave me worksheet..theres this line on the top left hand corner..

name:..........................................

mostly students write..their full name and their FATHERS name..
but i write only..Erick..thats it..no more no less..since i was kindergaten i wrote just Erick..till today i kept miss-spell my name..expecially my second name..sooner or latter i will forgot how to spell my pops name..."

hahahahahahaha

so thats real..that happen to me yesterday..while watching Japanese Anime..i drank Coffee..and i didnt sleep until 4 in the morning..toss and turn..toss and turn..like a silkworm..
then while playing an online game..they ask to enter full name..and damn it i wrote my name wrongly..how stupid am i..cant blame me..kept writing ERICK..just ERICK..since young...

ok then..anything just shove it up on the tag board..

adios de amigos...

hey

2006-12-13T13:45:00.000+08:00

hey people....

just changed my blog-skin..looks cool..simple..just like old-erick..simple...

so today..wednesday..didnt know today was wednesday until i asked my little brader what day is today when i woke up this mourning...haiz...
do u ever wake up with aching shoulders..if u do..Do tell me..i wanna know..cause i always wake up with freaking aching shoulders..that irritates me in the mourning..haiz..

so how many days to the result show..4 more days left...

btw..i just listen to this cool Asian band call Rivermaya...their song call...you'll be safe here...

nice ...
anything just shove it up on the tag board olrait..adios de amigos

2006-12-11T13:35:00.000+08:00

mournday.........

haiz...let me see..1 week from now...N levels result....

MAJOR MENDAKKK....

Q:What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A: A pool table.
Q: What is a zebra?A: 26 sizes larger than A bra.
Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?A: Sanka. And what kind of lettuce? Iceberg.
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?A: A nervous wreck.
Q: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?A: The taste.
Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: Where do you find a no legged dog?A: Right where you left him.
Q: Where do you get virgin wool from?A: Ugly sheep.
Q: Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?A: They all have phones.
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: They're trying to get away from the noise.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?A: Because they have big fingers.

sundance

2006-12-10T13:00:00.000+08:00

happy SUNDANCE......!!!!!!!

hey people...finally i have make a point to update this blog which i dont bother to change the skin for dunno how many years..damnned..haiz...

yesterday went to the people been's talking about...VIVO CITY.....haiz..where dinning and entertainment come alive..ya..my ASS...nothing much over there..the shops there are all branded shops..not for people like 'us'..went there waste like 2 hours going thru shops and shops...i wish i was the managing director of that place...i will put a huge banner..

YOU CAN COME...IF YOU HAVE MONEY..IF NOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE....

standard ahh brader...most ppl goes there to window shop..not to buy..those who window shop 90% of them know deep down they cant even afford that type of dough..why the hell they came there..this question appiles to me too...why..??..hehehekssss....

when to their Banquet..chicken rice taste nice..thats the only thing thats nice over there....dahhahhhaa....\\\////

Have a Recurring.....nighmare yesterday...haiz..being shot dead infront of my family..but the prob is their expression from their face was not of the sad looking they looked kinda like they know this type of crap is happening..WOOOOO!!!!!!!...scary huh....but hey...i woke up alive..thats a good thing...so now i am here typing this blog on the preety preety sunday morning..yupz..preety sunday morning...sun shinning brightly that reflects my sky blue walls..but i wasted sunday morning seating my flat ass at home but not doing something productive like....MASS---TWO----BATT-----ING.....hahahahaha...kidding...

adios for now...oh yah cough has finally residing...and i am welll.....\\\////

bye...

hey

2006-12-07T15:45:00.000+08:00

hey..peoplesss.....

thursday..a day ended is a day closer to N levels result..a year ended is a year short of life..wow...must have been reading english books..like..?nevermind i dont know any proper english books except..Is Your Vagina Happy by Orgasm Fibonnaci..hahahaks...kidding...

typing this blog while watching some documentary of how animals gave birth..is about a giraffe giving birth..EUUWWWEEEKK!!!!!!!!!.....that animal gave birth standing up..major ouchiieeee.....wat type of an ass hole give birth standing up..dahhahhahahahhahaahahha....

i dunno i think i began to listen to screamo and indie songs..weird...but HEY its sound nice to the EARS....am i right mister left ears...?dahhaha lame...

i dunno but im craving Nasi Ayam Banquet...put with hell lots of chili..haiz..cant wait for the school to open..go there eat with my friends...haqizzzzzz.......

CHRISTMAS JOKES

1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it.
3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."
5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.
7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:
'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop All you get is the snowman's poop!'

dead

2006-12-06T21:16:00.000+08:00

went to Changi Village eat the so call....best in Singapore nyer Nasi Lemak..2 bucks jer..quite cheap...

oh yah..just white wash my room..maybe tommorow going to NIPPON( arigato,hiroshima,sayonara ) Centre..buy paint not condoms..dont worryyy...

make a point to paint the walls black and the ceiling red..BLOOD RED..cool..looks like sumwhere in DRACULA room///\\\..heheksss....everything is so well planned in my freaking dick head..just waiting for it to happens...

dahhahhahaha..ok lah

gtg

for now...

adios de mayo dudes...

aloha

2006-12-06T17:29:00.000+08:00

to the december babies happy birthday..lifes get shorter by a year...

HEY...
im ur life....im the one who takes u there..
hey..hey betray im the one who care...

im ur dreams..make you real
im ur eyes...where u cant see..
im ur pain where u cant feel...
im yours...

im the truth telling lies..
im ur reason..alibis...

you...
you my mask
you my cover my shelter...

wow..strong words.cooollll...

end it with a reallly lame to the max joke...

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?A: She wanted to stretch her legs
.Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

adios...daa

today

2006-12-05T20:45:00.000+08:00

woke with only dunno how many hours of sleep..damn it..

so around 3 met up with the DUDES..Big J,Utt,Ace,Kill and ME..Rick..went to beach road buy stuffs berpusing cum tawaf at bugis..searching for something like the Pirate Jack Sparrow from Pirates Of the Caribbean searching for the black pearl..dahhhahhaha...
lame erick..dahhahahhhaa...

my cough is getting bad to worst..shit..1st its fever after camp..then sore throat..then cough..wat the fuck..my immnue system is wrong somewhere..talk with utha about N.S and SAF scholarship...thinking about applying for SAF scholarship went i went to poly..at least they pay me to study that's what i like...dahhhahha...

saw teenagers hugging at the bus..wat a sick soceity..at least book a room at some cheap run-down hotel in the red-light district..hahahha...

and this crap with a lame joke.....

Why was the Tomato blushing?

Because he saw the salad dressing................

damn im not even laughing

2006-12-05T14:02:00.000+08:00

hey.............

been a while since i last update this piece of crap..hahaha..ok...

aloha to all the kiddsss...

been coughing since saturday..at night i cant even sleep been coughing..balik camp tros sakit..cam chibai...dahahahaha...so how are u people..?great...

sunday went to Miss Nelly wedding be a dishwasher for a day..after washing all the junk we got only 10 bucks for our effort..good..10 bucks..i buy gerl at geylang pon tak cukup..damn you...dahaha...as usual the guys that help all wore black excluding zul who wore green n change to grey adidas shirt..haha..u see we didint even call each other but they know that the so call dress code is black..hhehhe..i make a point to spend the 10 bucks topping up my ez link card..haha..lame right..but what can u expect..

end the blog today with a lame off all lamest joke

what do a dog say to a cat..?

wuff...wuff...

hahahahahaa....

bye for now

adios

friday

2006-12-01T21:30:00.000+08:00

i dunno man..btw..happy birthday december babies..

till this dah..this song kept repeating in my god-damn head..

Looks like I'm 'a do everything myself
Maybe I could use some help
But hell, you want something done right
You gotta do it yourself
Maybe life is up and down
But, my life's been what to now?
I crawled up your butt from hell
And that's when things got turned around.............

sounds so familiar..then i realise..its the song from limp bizkit..boiler..yupz...

ok so i secure a deal wif my dad..gonna paint my room BLACK..wohhoooo....but the probz is theres no black paint for concrete walls..only for black oil paint wat so ever for machines i dunno.. but wat the fuck..anyways black is cooll..fade to black brader... fade to black...dahhahhaha....cant wait .....

p.s..to miss sarahlyanna..i love u and will always do..ok..keep that in mind...

adios

2006-12-01T13:56:00.000+08:00

heyho lets go..;.;

Q: Why has President Clinton taken to fooling around with younger women?A: He got tired of jostling elders!
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A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where Bill Clinton was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful young woman. "What a ripoff," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that Democrat gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"
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President Clinton plans to reduce the budget deficit by an appeal to sacrifice. The problem, however, is that every time he gets near a virgin...
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Q: What happens if Bill Clinton gets a shot of testosterone?A: He turns into Hillary.
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Q: Did you hear that in response to President Bill's habit of dropping in on local McDonalds the McD's national management has annouced a commemorative double cheeseburger, the McClinton?A: Of course, when you get it, the price has doubled, and it's got half the meat.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and Bill Clinton's campaign limo?A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a snake?A: One is spineless, has a forked tongue and is a threat to humans. The other is a reptile
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Q: How many jokes are there about Bill Clinton?A: ONE----ALL THE REST ARE TRUE.
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Clinton and The Pope were on the same flight and the plane crashed, killing both of them. Clinton was accidentally sent to heaven and The Pope was sent to hell. God realized the mistake 20 minutes later and transferred Bill to hell and The Pope to heaven. As they were crossing over they passed one another and The Pope said, "I'm sure glad they recognized the error, I was looking forward to meeting The Virgin Mary." Bill replied, while looking at his watch, "You just missed her about 15 minutes ago."
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THE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION: "BRINGING WASHINGTON TO ITS KNEES"
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BILL CLINTON'S NEW BOOK: "HOW TO GET AHEAD IN POLITICS"

aloha

2006-11-30T11:08:00.000+08:00

get back from the camp..did i hear u asking me wheather it is fun..well.HELL NO..4 hours of sleep for both of the days..haiz....//..//..

what type of person did fire drill on 1.30 am in the morning..i was sleeping and weee--ooohhh---weee---ooohhh...the loud haller went off...eh..erick bangun...fire drill...kids runnning to the parade square..1.30 am where the stars are shinning brightly...haiz...went back at the hall and slept like a pig...

MUN-NICTION...dahahaha...cze mun rox!!..

2006-11-26T17:54:00.001+08:00

living life like a shirt..washed beaten hang to dry..

lame...

2006-11-26T17:54:00.000+08:00

living life like a shirt..washed beaten hang to dry..

lame...

2006-11-25T12:05:00.000+08:00

hey

erick

here

......

bye

2006-11-24T15:28:00.000+08:00

hey..TGIF...wohhoo...

let me see..3 days from now..would be my cam[p]..ooooooohhhhh...so scary...dahhhahhahhahahha..so my little brader got 223 for his PSLE..wow..my sister got 232 for psle..and I got 181..mak datok my 1 jauh berbeza cam tetek..dahhahaks..

dunno what the hell am i doing here..updating this blog irritates me..coz i got nothing better to do..if i didnt play games i would update my blog or chat..thats the only 2 activities that i have accoplishes since the beginning of this stupid so call break holiday..kinda miss the school..fucked..

people all busy working im busy doing non-useful stuffs.how stupid..?damn stupid..

adios...

ye
bye

thurs

2006-11-23T12:03:00.000+08:00

fucked up today..dunno why..

ira..a huge HEY for you..didnt reply my msg gerl..

dahahhaa..

so life has been bad for me..1st i became a notrunal animal..didnt sleep but awake with 500 batteries pumped into me..dunno why..?damned..my brader taking his psle result today..while i take my N levels result like 3 weeeks from now..wow..damn..arrgghh...penat hamba...

sabotage that im gonna do during band camp..

1..transfer sze mun to the gerls sleeping aREA..
2..steal all uthas underwear and hide them..
3..beat the shit out from shakiill dunno how to spell that craps name..
4..rebel and do all the stupid stuffs that can get me in touch of trouble..
5..act like a ghost and scare the shit out of gerls there..?

dahahahahaha...EEVVIIILL me ...

what i care..

kinda weird im not insulting anyone or anybody..there this dude..who happen to be my good friend boifrend..i dunno what i do to him ..he put this:fuck to all those who disturb my gerl..fuck u e_i_k..obviously thats my name..erick..mak datok..haiz..since when did i ever disturb his gerl..
weird guy..i mean is been a while since i last contact her..haiz..weird people...

what i care...

adios

tuesday

2006-11-21T19:21:00.000+08:00

hey..

people morning wake up do meditation or taiji or yoga or excercise or shit..but i woke maturbating..hahahaks,,kidding woke up bath and play the X-B0X till late in the afternoon..a future gamer maybe..?...

lalalala...lililil...llulululu...mendakk..hahahaks..

Yo momma so fat ...
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.Yo momma is so fat she got baptized in sea world.Yo mama so fat she went to the dry cleaners with her dress and they said mrs. we dont do curtains.Yo mama so fat that you've got more chins that a Chinese phonebook.Your mama so fat, when she walkes out of a store wearing yellow, everyone yells, "Hey taxi."

2006-11-20T11:28:00.000+08:00

Frenchy Jokeys

Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking the beach one day when they come across a lantern. One of them picks it up and out pops a genie. "I’ll grant you one wish each" says the genie. The Welshman says, "I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm the land. My wish is that the land in will remain fertile forever in Wales." "Done," said the genie. The genie turned to the Frenchman. "Well, I would like a wall around France to stop all unwanted people coming into my precious country." "OK" says the genie, "It’s done. The genie then looks at the Englishman. "I’m curious, says the Englishman, please tell me more about this wall." "Well," says the genie. "It’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out. "I see, says the Englishman, very interesting." "So then, what’s your wish?" says the genie. The Englishman replies, "Fill it with water."

so here i am again seating on my fucked up ass..doing nothing AGAIN..chill..maybe i add another crap to this blog..4 things why chocolate better than sex..

Chocolate is better than sex because: You can GET chocolate BUYING chocolate is legal Chocolate won’t mind if you bite the nuts too hard
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate with each other without being called "gay" You’re never too young or too old for chocolate.

maybe after this probably would go swimming with my kid brother..go there smile at babes wave at gay guys and swim while brushing here and there..damn it..hahahaks..dont worry im not that type of bitch..3rd December my mendaki teacher kahwin..haiz.go there wash the plates..cool..lalalalalaa..dunno what to say..lallalalalalalalaa...

k lah end here...adios for now

sunday

2006-11-19T12:01:00.000+08:00

heyho..

yesterday went to band..eat at long john with Yuz and Lyssa..then out came the wolves (excos)..datang..makan suma dah tak selera lah babae.ahahaks..then utha and zabbir join us..utha has been proclaimed The Master Of Disgust..dhahaa..after went that go gek poh cut hair,,balh blah so on so forth..btw thanks nadh for recommending the place..tiong bahru..ok cool..after my hair dah panjang i will go there..

so today..sunday..mendakk after dunno where to go my sis asked me to go to the gym..hell no man..the last time i went to the gym near nanyang cc..the macik2 thta excersice there kept staring at me as if i was naked or something..come on cik..im still a VIRGIN..go fuck a goat olrait..hahaha..just playing..so here i am typing this blog in the middle of 2 beds..dahahahaks..

FUCKHAUER JOKES

It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy "My name is Johnny Fuckhauer".
So she said "There'll be none of that kind of thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don't believe me!"
Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class "Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?"
"Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"

94 Hours

2006-11-17T14:58:00.000+08:00

hey..aloha..

friday..at last its friday...time travel so fast that sumtimes i thought today was thursday..heheks.
today was the deadday for me..friday..a very slow day...went friday prayers..saw that fucker on the bus 240..changed my mind and wait for another pathetic 30 mins for bus 30..lucky that bus doesnt have any passenger..went home straight..damn..tired..hahaks.

saw sewage and saw the crap i didnt wanna know..thats the why that crap did that coz crap like shit..hahahaks..for those who dont know..find it out yourself

bad hair day today..my hair terjuntai-juntai..damn..wanna cut some cool hairstyle and change my stupid wax..buat rosak rambut jer..damn..anybody who can recomend any male saloon that give good haircut and have this service of showing a magazine of male haircuts..do tell..hahaks..
olrady..do tell..adios

things i took advantage of..

1..sleep..during camps i need to wake up way before the break of dawn..FUCKED..
2..the toilet flush..in kampong that i went back tak ader flush..just pour water into the bowl and the shit dropped down the sea water below..
3..proper sanitary like toilet paper,of water spray to spray our butt..at kampong i went back only got gayung nid to fill with water and wipe my ass with it..

dahahaha..adios anything shove it up on my tag board..

thursday.

2006-11-16T20:30:00.000+08:00

heyho..lets go..

howdy maite..hey..alos..hey..hi..Ni How..Vanakam..Sawadeekap..
so i was trimming my moustache and beard and my dad came in..he said tak yah nak melawa belajar dulu..that old man..always trying to make me feel fucked up..basket..wat type of service is that..?

so listening to chamillionaire ridin dirty..i didnt know im listening to RAp music..
they see me rollin
they hate it
patrolling
trying to catch me riding dirty..
hahaha..west..yow..peace out Dee..

so here i am seating on this shithole which i christened my house with..shithole..
looking at the screen typing this blog using my index fingers..maybe i wanna try to type this using my thumbs..that wuld be cool..hahaks..18.12.06..rumours has it the N levels wuld be out..probably 1 mth from now i think..2 weeks from now wuld be my band camp..i hate it man..less food..less sleep..boring routines..lame,crappy jokes coming out from utha's mouth..3 days looking at that fucker face..damn it..

damn..i dunno wat it felts like eating shit..kater orang is a delicacy in a Shit Community..dahahahahaks..

adios...btw kids do watch this movies..

Click
Madagascar
X-Men 3
erick in jackass the moovie..

bye

thurs

2006-11-16T12:46:00.000+08:00

lah..mendakk

my dad ask me to grab life by the balls..i was thinking..life has a gender..and its male..cool..i also wish life is a woman so i can grope life my the breast..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

sleep late last night at 2am..penat siak woke up my muscle all pegal-pegal..hahahhaakkss

adios

bye

wednesday

2006-11-15T19:27:00.000+08:00

i didnt know that some of my crap are sensitive to people..yupzz..learn a lesson today..to look at the person 1st b4 i do my Awake The Dead Jokes...

to nadiah..im so sorry olrait..wont happen again sincere apologies..really im so sorry..

wednesday night..my grandpops.just went out dunno do what..yupz..that old man..though old but strong..i went back to his kampong and met his adikberadik..mak datuk..they all like nak nazak already excluding him..blasting the stereos with TOP OF THE POPS INDON DANGDUT HITS..he slept..dahahahahaha..

today to i realise i dont even have a photo of myself..damn..gosh..forsaken..gooness gracious me..ya i realise im n0t a photogenic person..i look like a fuck in pictures..thats the why i tend to shy away from cameras..blasting my BOUGHT IN SUNGAI ROAD RADIO with As I LAy Dying S0ngs called Forever you all should listen to that song it pain my ear drums but it sound nice..

yupz nothing much to say..coz nothing else matters..

ADIOS

BYE

wednesday

2006-11-15T10:40:00.000+08:00

wednesday..goodness time travel so fast..wednesday..yupz..

my grandad came yesterday..he was coughing as if wants to puke out his lungs..damn..pity him lah brader..so old olredy..maybe this is the cause of smoking for most of his years..

yesterday too went jurong point saw Jing Heng..talk for a while..buy some clothes..then went home..

k lah

gtg

adios

Tuesday

2006-11-14T11:13:00.000+08:00

hey..welcome again to balls-ville..

hey..

tuesday..another fucked up day im gonna spend 24 hrs doing shit..damn..welcome to the blessed hellride..

b0rrinngg..

howdy Mite

2006-11-13T20:31:00.000+08:00

hey..welcome again to balls-ville home of the fucker call erick..dahahaha...

hye there..you..yupz..you dee..

gosh most of my friends are working and im seating my farking ass at home renewing my balls with new sperms..chill..once december im gonna haf hell lots of fun..cause november got band camp in 2 weeks time,band training every saturday early in da morning..way b4 the bird catch the early worm..rite..no..left..dahahaha..

hmm.. i think im gonna make a new year resolution..

1..break the habits of biting my fingers-nails
2..break the habits of not flushing after urinating at the public toilets you know the 'jamban yg boys kena diri utk kencing'
3..change my wardrobe
4..paint my room black or dark colours..my pops gave me the permission..
5..get a life..
6..this have to be done i put it in number 6 as..number 6 is my lucky number beside 13..dahahaha..must kill that fucker or destroy his life..
7..act matured infront of teachers..
8..hand in homework with neat and tidy pages..teachers complain that i doodled on their piece of paper they gave me..hey i may be the next picasso..
9..limits my jokes with Syed on normal lessons..till today i dont know why Alkanes are Saturated..damn..been making crappy jokes with him since the beginning of the year..expecially in chemistry lessons..
10..bully all the secondary one idiots that are coming next year whther or not im promoted..
11..to quit band after SYF..whether or not they got any prizes
12..get A1 for malay..?difficult lah Malay..
13..my lucky number..must get a new girlfriend..must get..

ok lah peeps any comments shove it up on the tag board..

monday

2006-11-13T11:01:00.000+08:00

............................joke of the day................

Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.
"Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to have sex with it as soon as I get these pajamas off!"

Friday

2006-11-10T19:14:00.000+08:00

T.G.I.F..thanks goodness is friday...

heyhow..hey kids...

this is how it feels like to be a PENIS..

1-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
Reply: Dear Penis,After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your Request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not a all, you have constantlybeen seen entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.Sincerely,
The Management Five reasons not to be a penis .
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an arse hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

hahahahahahaks...

nothing much hapens today..nothing exicting though..oh yah the killer moovie that has everyone in tears has finally made a mark on my house..the movie..MY HEART..yupz about the gerl who friend with a guy since young adn up giving up her life to her best friend gerlfriend who has a heart of a 5 cents coin.DAHAHAHA.
such lame ass..hear people cried watching that show..but the shitty thing is i was god-damn laughing..damn..if i ever has a heart and need to give up to the girl i reaLLY LOVE THE MOST whose guy has a what ever shit in his heart..i would probably say NO...damn..hell NO..when i was laughing my mum look AT me in a different way it was suppose to be a touching story whatever crap but i was laughing..i told her..ma abang pernah kenan lagik teruk dari ni..i dunno she understood.but what i care..hahahaks...

ending my blog from my favourite song..Outside by Staind..read closely the lyrics...

And you
Bring me to my knees
Again
All the times
That I could beg you please
In vain
All the times
That I felt insecure
For you
And I leave
My burdens at the door
But I'm on the outside
AndI'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
All the times
That I felt like this won't end
It's for you
And I taste
What I could never have
It was from you
All the times
That I've cried
My intentions
Full of pride
And I waste
More time than anyone
But I'm on the outside
And I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
All the times
That I've cried
All this wasted
It's all inside
And I feel
All this pain
Stuffed it down
It's back again
And I lie
Here in bed
All alone
I can't mend
But I feel
Tomorrow will be OK
But I'm on the outside
And I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

.....erick....

adios...

Thursday...

2006-11-09T10:33:00.000+08:00

hey...

welcome to the spooks day..today is thursday..and since malay belive it's MALAM JUMAAT..
WOOOOOOO...

so today i will write about bizzare tales that i have encountered or people told me..

it was 2004..i still remember i went back kampong in tanjung pinang..its was fun until one night my cousin ask me whether i want to spin aroung kompong with the motorbike..so i said ok..my cousin is younger by one year and he knows hows to ride the bike..so we went joy-riding until dunno what time..so we turn back and head towards my grandpa home..thats when the spooks begin..we crusing along this stretch of pavement with NO streetlamps until at one point of road i heard somebody called my name..erick!,erick!..i turn and look i saw noone only the darkness of the night somebody calling my name from the semak-samun..then i remember at my kampong nobody called me by the erick...but the shitty thing is i want scared..and out of sudden my cousin just turn right and sped off..till today i was thinking who's that 'person' who is calling me by ERICK as no one in the kampong knows my real name....

tips
1..never ever walk home alone..igf in the midle of the night..things may follow you home unless you are ALIM or WARAK..then its ok..
2..if you are in the forest or places that are deserted be sure to say asslamualaikum..there are spirits dweeling there and by walking there you are disturbing their home
3..never pass unkind rude remarks on cementry
4..if you have a diarrhoea dont forget to instijak..HAHAHAHAHAH

adios

Wenesday Night

2006-11-08T16:49:00.000+08:00

welcome to jackass-ville ass-holes

so my mum's friend came and i felt like urinating so i when to the toilet and the floor was slippery i slip and fell knees first..like leonard when i slide while playing soccer during P.E..and my elbow hit the jug full of honey dew syrup and it spill lucky me i wasnt wet..my sister just stare at me..bukan nak tolong...if it was my little brother he definitley would help..he is the type of guy who helps no matter what shit he is into..and i spend the whole afternoon cleaning that shit up while the tetamu at the front talking chit-chatting and my mum can still blame me..wow..dey blame gravity..it pulls me...my mum blames me everthing if ader kerosakkan pat umah..ya just because what im the biggest among the others and the heaviest..make it 2nd heaviest..

damn...

k lah gtg..adios..

wednesday........

2006-11-08T11:37:00.000+08:00

my...my..today.is one hell of a long day...tiring and boring...

hey welcome to jackass-ville,home of the brave..land of the free...

nothing much to say today..woke up early scatchmycrouch wile going to the bathroom..then everything was blur next thing i know i was bathing..DAHAHAHAHAHA...pardon!!??..lame!!???!!...bastards...

anybody whose birthday falls on November..HAppy Birthday..if ur a November baby that means you are going to die 50 years from now..ADIOS fookers...dahahaha

nothing much to say..except just now went tosupermarket buy kang kong..what type of arse eat kang kong..DUWEEKK...\

haiz so boring better post a joke...

whos's the real man...?

3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says "Yep, I was walking down the ol' cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed. He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says........
Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I'm standing here in front of you unharmed.
The third cowboy stood up,..... walked around the campfire.... slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.

dahhahhahhahhahhhahahahaha...rate this joke on my tag

Tuesday Night

2006-11-07T19:51:00.000+08:00

welcome jackassess...

......Pure Chinese Jokes...

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China.
They decided to become American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu - called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
and Fu had to go back to China :)

p.s..for the daily readers of my blogg is u dont understand Fu change his name to Fuck..thats the why he has to go back to china...get that..

dhey...welcome2..i dunno we=nt jalan raya dunno slaam how many hands today...eat different types of food in different house..mee,spaggethi,whatever whatever..daiz..tired..o

k lah gtg

adios...

Tuesday..

2006-11-07T11:34:00.000+08:00

Another dickhouse productions kids...

welcome to ballss avenue
home of the Ballss,big ones,small ones,medium,midum rare,oval..anykind...

saddam would be hanged..people are rejoicing now..stupid he should be hang long ago..middle east is like a time bomb anything could happen..aggree..?
Today in history..bolsheviks has taken over russia during the 1917's...DEHEHEHE...you know october revolution and all..come on it came out in N levels..in Source Base Question..

oh yah..if u kids get a chance to read this book call "The Devil ROck Her Cradle" is based on a true story and an inspiration to the movie Exorcist..yupz..during the exorcism of the gerl in that movie the devil predict 3 major incidents that change the history of earth...the exorcism happens on 1900...

1..the devil say that england would have 3 kings
2..a guy from a country would bring the great war...that kill hell lots of ppl
3..in the year of what we call melenium..2000...a guy from middle east would appear from an unknown background..no parents no nothing..he would cause another great war and earth would come to the end..

the 1st 2 happens...england do have 3 kings during the 30's or 40's..the father king passed away and the 1st son took over..but the 1st son love an american women...he resign from the throne..so the 2nd took over...3 kings...

the 2nd..hitler rise and killed alot of jews..more than 6 Million jews died inder him..

the 3rd..not sure...but just be prepared..olrait..

..........JOKES....

Energizer Bunny Dies
AP December 12, 1999 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
Foul play has not been ruled out.

Monday

2006-11-06T11:39:00.000+08:00

suppose to be joke day..wohoo..\
welcome to jackassville home of the warriors...ooopzz...

His Wife
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rate that joke on my tag board....

Anxiety....

2006-11-04T18:17:00.000+08:00

heloo..kheemo...

i wanna make a point that every different day i will change a subject..
e.g...monday my blog will fill full of JOKES..from lame to hilarious to kelakar seram
tuesday would be facts of the day..the news around the world and how stupid they are
wednesday would be about my life..DAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thursday..special day..since most malay belive thursday is scared..MALAM JUMAAT..you
you know what i mean dont bitch around the cabbage roll..only on thurs i will post
horror and bizzare that either happens to me or to others or i read from a book..
friday...would probably the sum up of the whole weeek...T.G.I.F..thank goodness is friday...
saturday/sunday..hmmmfh dunno what to write lah brader..maybe i just type anything ok
boss..?

any comments as usual just shove it up on the tag board..keep it coming..ok olrait..

I DIsaappeearrr

2006-11-03T17:04:00.000+08:00

alo..kheemo..

DHEY!!!....sorrie..i suddenly felt a burst of energy as if somebody just pump 3 gallons of sugar solution into me..what..?sugar gave you energy sayang..tak moh step bello...DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

went to Masjid Assyakirin just now to sembahyang jummat...dont be shocked...i went there ALONE.....

went back taking 240 bus..and theres this stupid lady who has 2 red plastic bags instead of putting it on the floor she put it on the chair next to her...how inconsiderate..then after a few stops there this 2 old chinese couple..when the lady wants to seat at the place the inconsiderate lady dont even bother to place the red plastic bags on the floor..and the chinese old lady start swearing...she said

what..the plastic is heavy ahh..sacred the legs will pain
stupid feller the leg make of gold...
all race are the same not considerate...
bodoh...pergy mampoz

she kept repeating the 4 phrases again again..like an ass hole....

stupid...fucker...almost start a racial riot there..but the inconsiderate lady is also a chinese..haiz..stupid singaporeans...dahahahahahaha....

recommending this song to you kids...

she loves me not-papa roach
to be loved-papa roach
scars-papa roach
darkest nights-as i lay dying

adios..... ..... .... till then... ... .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. . . .. .. . .. .. . .. .. . .. .. ..

One Last Breath

2006-11-02T11:47:00.000+08:00

hey Kheemo...

yesterday the day i was looking forward..cause yesterday was the day i went jalan raya..its was fun..until that father of mine ask me to get my fucking ass home..i was like what the fuck..its Hari Raya..people celebrate during Hari Raya..dah lah i dont celebrate my birthday like a normal kid..he also want to destroy my Hari Raya..fucker..he say..going Hari Raya must also ader time limit..what...?...is that guy nuts...we went jalan raya with him..he wuld seat on that person house untill dunno what time..fuck...then after Fadhlin house which is after my friends went to my house..then after i went to fahlin house i went back home..ALONE..

SORRIE YUSRY...if i cannot go to your house..stupid parents i got...

during the time i went back home Alone..damn..so dark..hahaha..i was thinking..by 18 i must have a house..my 27 a family..yeah..a good career...and get THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOME..

!XOBILE

2006-11-01T11:25:00.000+08:00

hey..Kheemo..

today...hehehe..i watch the trailer of We Were Soldiers..starring Mel Gibson..you know the Vietnam War..yeah..that one..at the end of the movie..the Vietnam Commander say.."This Is An American War"..what the hell..ii is wrong..during the Vietnam War the vietnam won that war..american had to retreat because of the heavy casualities..haiz..felt like laughing..propanganda..how stupid..American outnumber the vietnam by people,ammuntion and stuffs the American uses M-16 guns whereas the Vietnam uses AK-47..hahaha...whatever make them happie..

when bill gates dies and when to heavan god grant him a golf-course and a mansion bigger than the buckimham palace..1 day while he was walking on the park he saw the captain of the titanic ship..he said Hi to that captain..and the captain replied..how are you,bill?..
Bill Gates replied::FIne..
Bill Gates began boasting about his wealth in heavan..the captain only smiled..then when Bill Gates asked The captain what wealth did he get when he when to heavan..the captain replied he got a ship 3 times bigger than titanic,a mansion,5 golf course,10 wives etc etc..
Bill was furious he went and asked god why did he get a little while the captain got a lot where as the carelessness of the captain cause the death of alot of people in the titanic..
god only relplied..the titanic crashes only once,but the microsoft crashes alot of times...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA

adios

2006-10-31T18:43:00.000+08:00

howdy Kheemo..

went to PeninsulA with the legendary Maan..survey some elcetric guitar for Nanda my cousin..went to the Maan's home..chill there..went home..tuned my guitar and my mudder bising..she say i bath like orang kampong..HEY!!..who's the one who is born in kampong me or her..basket..she membebel for dunno how long even i shouted at her to shut the F up she kept talking and re-winding all her bull-craps..haiz..nevermind..next year i wanna find a good job/work and save enough money to buy me a good house..must get the Fuck out of my house by 18..Die Die must do it...

tommorow i will be going out with my friends to jalan raya..read whats in Nainna blog she wrote there last year jalan raya was boring..hmmm..of course it was broing she was with The Ass [ her ex ]at that time..of course it was boring..D-U-double H..hahaha..

kkk

gtg

adios...sayonara

behind me lies another fallen soldier

2006-10-31T11:38:00.000+08:00

hey...

people name their blog either blogger or bloggie or bloggert or bloggblogg...
hmmm weird names..
i too feel like naming my blog..henceforth my blog is called Kheemo...which means good friend in Native American language..

Yo Kheemo,wassup..hahahha...

During i balik kampong..singaporeans really uphold their KIASU characteristic..i was in the port of Tanjung Pinang and the Ferry leaving to Singapore from there has not arrived yet but people already lined up there..so i was stuck in the human traffic..and it smells like sweat and crapz..waited for like and hour with my bladder full of water..damn..
This december going back there..hahaha..gonna be much more fun...

from now on i wanna write this blog in English..coz my non-malay blogger reader cant understand what im saying..PUNANI..yea..hahahaha...

gtg....
adios...

..................d..............

2006-10-30T12:00:00.000+08:00

hey im back...

damn....so tired...

balik kampong was fun..thought it was going to be a boring trip..2 hours on the ferry..with no T.V and air-con that is blasting as if we are in Artic..reached there..went to my grandma's house..salam everyone there..and they asked me..how the hell i became 1.72 in height..damn tall..

at night my cousins invited me to watch some rock festival..its was great..2 bands in paritcular stands out..1 of the band sang Indonesian Anthem in a Punk Rock Version..another was the old gerl band..with lungs made of steel..damn,,made evanessene=ce in shame...hahaha..after that went back hotel and sleep..

k lah gtg..adios..

dead

2006-10-27T19:04:00.000+08:00

born from the dead...

hey..just blogging after a hectic day in bugis..my mum's friends is in my house their kiddies are playing the piano..woah like mozart playing angklung..DAJAHAHAHAHA...

met Maan and Azwan on the bus on the way back home..my sister say they look like 18 years of age..Well...what can i say..

tommorow-BALIK KAMPONG ............. ................. .............ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!

must take pictures of people there...ya...

k lah gtg..nak sembahyang..adios..background of little mozarts playing piano like hafizuddin playing drums..

DAmnation Of The Day

2006-10-26T12:29:00.000+08:00

Damnation Of The Day....

today i broke all the rules and be a good guy for a day..

1st..i went to school with smart hairstyle..usually is unkempt..
2nd..gave my report book with both hands to my teacher..usually i throw my report book at him
HAHAHAHA...
after the assembly's over Miss Yip tahan me..and ask me and Panja ( thai guy ) to help her..she asked me and Panja to help her collect all the used papers and put it in the recycling bins..only the 2 of us..?i asked her..then she say..u wait here i called the others..after she's gone me and Panja waited for her..i sms amy since we want to go out today..CUKUP TIME..she want to go with her SISTAZ..great..what a thing to end my day..haiz..

so in the end me and panja search for unused fucking newspaper which got us 1 hour of CIP..fucked..i told panja that he was lucky most Thai workers work either in brothel or in construction centre..he laugh..while doing work he taught me thai..good..KAP-POM-KAP which means thank you..hahaha..great..belanja him water..pity him came all the way from thailand and drank water cooler..shit..hahaha..after that we went home..

haiz..7 hours from now i need to go to some nenek house for hari raya visiting..my original nenek all dah mati..this is my dad nenek angkat..whatever lah i dunno as long the money kept flowing is fine..yesterday went to every house all that my parents talk about is the DEATH and SICKNESS,,my bold this 2 words..

dad has slip disk,diabetes
mum has breast cancer

my parents talk about all the shit..i was there listening to all their crap at this one guy house..this particular guy he has a nose cancer..very rare...hmmmmm...

dah lah wanna download some comedy video and laugh till i die...btw Elfy selamat hari raya ok..sorry for eveything..

adios

fucking offf

Take Me To Never-Never-LAnd

2006-10-24T19:24:00.000+08:00

welcome again to balls-ville

....home of the idiots..

hey...

selamat hari raya to all celebrating this festival..

woke up early..and when to the void-deck near the Caltex and sembahyang Aidil Fitri..

went to the cementry..which gave me the spooks and pay my respects to my grandma grave

so must Siram Air on the grave and i press the bottle to hard that is spills on my brothers and mum pants and sarong..

when home mintak maaf sumer..my dad's boss came..they eat for more than..NO..NO

they eat for eternity..

thats the reason why my mum ask me to cut the whole bucket of onions..

on the tables ader Lontong,Rendang,Ketupat,Ayam masak lemak,Sambal Goreng..

DAMN..

but at the end i stayed in my sis room watching tv..cam malas nak keluar and take my hp to msg amy..latter must layan them..haiz..after for like eternity watching shws after shows..

Jutawan Fakir..Die-Hard..so on so forth..at the end the tv is watching me instead of the opposite

thats the reason why i dont like hari raya so much..

i suffer the last few weeks of ramadan doing kuih and ol the craps..at the end after my dad boss blah my house was damn quiet like during the ramadan..BORING

is not i dont have sedara..i do..my dad siblings prefer celecrating the 1st day hari raya with their in laws cousins..

WHAT THE FUCK

thats the thing im going balik kampong either this sat or fri..hahaha..but atleas they gave 'us'

36 bucks and my mudder gave 50 bucks..atleast sumthing..

so here i am seating here waiting for anyone to entertain me..

BORING MAUT DONG...

WADUH

gtg

bye

adios

berambus

Scars

2006-10-23T17:26:00.000+08:00

tommorow..HARI RAYA..dunno why tak ader semangat HARI RAYA..sumting in me olredi dead..maybe cause of what happen juz now..

on the comp..my fucking brother off the radio..got mad..i sound him whehther he got fucking problem with me..then everything blur..my world came back when my dad interfere and seperated both of us..that idiot ran to the toilet with mouth full of blood..forget it lah...damn..he desereved it..

oh yah..this saturday im going back kampong..TANJUNG PINANG..last place on earth i want to go..ya..riau isalnds in indonesia..go there..my sedara will comfirm say..waduh erick ya allah tinggi nyer..cam rezal..i was like..ya ya..wohhooo..make a plan..go there go to abang indra house..lepak pat sana..hope he bring my black metal jubah from bandung..hahaha..then i meet Om Nanang play on his off-tune drums with chipped off sticks..ya..

3..3 pimples has grown out off my face like a freaking tumour..cant get it off.tried oxy ten..if im smart i will create Oxy 75.666..super good..haiz..cut my fingers while peeling onions..bleeding like crazee...but i dont feel pain..maybe im used to it kot...hahaha..felt like gauging out my eyes cause of the onions make my eyes like ouch...haiz...suffering lah brader...

last but not least..happy hari raya...remember to pay zakat..ingat org yg susah...yupz...adios...

RigHt HeRe WaIting

2006-10-21T22:32:00.000+08:00

welcome to balls-ville
home of the idiots..

hey..so yesterday i went to terawih..saw Andy the legendary Percussionist..then when to geylang..when i reached there the 1st thing that came to my mind was..what the F am i doing here..?...the place was full of malays..much more than in malaysia..hahaha..smell of the mixture of ding ding,sweat,carpet etc etc..damn i went there wearing red baju kurong with black t-shirt and black pants walk separuh ngantok look like Vlad Dracula..hahaha..bought a pityful burger there i came all the way from South-East to that place and buy a 5cm wide burger..hahaha

the world of IF's

if you had a gun with 6 bullets what will you do..?
the 1st bullet will be shot to that fucker..syahrul..ya..he must die in my hands..
the next 4 bullets is for my family who keep irritate my life..
the last bullet is for the next idiot who irritate me..

if u have 3 minutes of ur life to live..what will you do..?
for the 1 minutes i enjoy
the 2nd minutue i enjoy
the last minutes i enjoy

talk to D-I-Double N asked him whether he tell Hamlet bout my bastard joke about his grandma..he say No..ok..must be that bastard who over heard my joke and told HAmlet..menyebok jer..i think that bastard doing it to make me look like a fucker to Hamlet eyes..all i culd say is..dok tgk cermin lah...hahaha...basket what type of person who defend a person who destroy her relationship a friend and advice me to be a better person..its like Saddam teaching 0sama how to kill..hahaha...haiz....bastards..not you D-I-Double N

kk

gtg

adios

Distance IS DArKNeSt

2006-10-18T22:28:00.001+08:00

Welcome To Balls-Ville
Home OF the Idiots

hey kiddies..btw Ira who's the Bitch..?IS It me..?hehehe..kidding..btw Ira..HOW ARE YOU..?:::::::::::::A note of dedication..18/10 Nainna's birthday..hehehe..happy birthday gerl..16..grow up can..?hehehe...
so i am here listening to Radio from Alkaline Trio..sedap..

today im making a point to stop insulting Hamlet in my blog..ya the same old Hamlet..the Hamlet that defended the very guy that destroy her realtionship..nevermind..all the best in your life..dont take drugs..ok..

::::::shaking like dogs shitting razorblade::::::

btw Sunlight Princess..i love you ok..keep that in mind...

gtg

bye

Distance IS DArKNeSt

2006-10-18T22:28:00.000+08:00

Burn

2006-10-17T16:56:00.000+08:00

woah...just came back from football with my retail teacher..Mr Ben..he is 40 and he plays damn good..hahaha..

walk alone home.some shitty memories i had with Otello came up,how i willing to wait for Otello from 1.10pm until 4.00pm until 0tello finish the supplementary lessons..and for what i ask myself..for nothing..but nevermind..i look up on the blocks and at the greyish sky..and smile remembering how i move Mount Everest from Nepal to Jurong West and placed it behind Otello house.but i never complain..i only asked her to be faithful..to her that was so difficult..i only asked her to move bukit timah from bukit timah to Pulau Ubin...and that is shitty difficult for Otello..i remember how i used to defend Oltello good name like a DOG..hahaha..i think im in the category of..HOW STUPID CAN ONE BE...?

drop the bomb ( subject )..wtach saind video..i realise all the band members..are ugly..
btw..nevermind...

gtg

RaDi0

2006-10-16T14:43:00.000+08:00

welcome to balls-ville

hey..welcome again to another segment of balls-news..its says here that tommorow if a person is born or change citizenship that persom would be the 300 millionth citizen in United States Of America..how lame..juz the 300 millionth and everybody is so chaotic about that..my balls have morethan 400 million sperms living in it..and i am not 'kecoh' bout it..ahahahhaahaa...

doing a survey..yupz its true..never ever fall in love during your young tender age of teenage years..because when u break up.it will pain u..serious..im not joking...it pains u..should have follow that advice so that i w0nt be in this shit..but to late for me..nothing cannot be change..oh ya..btw found two cool websites..www.roadrunnerrecords.com and cool dudes for all the metal fans .hehehehehe...

living my life in a fast lane...

things to do before i die.....

1...kill that fucker
2...three-some with any girls..hehehehe..
3...next year i MUST..i repeat i MUST celebrate my birthday with a smile on my face
4...enjoy like a fucker
5...eat
6...shit
7...die..

hahahahaha

got to go..anythng just shove it up at the taggy..

FraNtiC

2006-10-15T22:36:00.000+08:00

hey..sometimes i find it irritating to start with a HEY..the world is in a war and i start with a HEY..hahaha..must start with a catchy and cheeky pharse..

Welcome To Balls-Ville
HOme of the IdI0Ts

hahaha..so wassup people..cam sumer sehat..?hahaha..ya nadh my blog's funny thanks to the joker writing it..hehehe..

people asked me..why..?why i make this blog..thought guys dont do blogs..hmm
this blog is to express the feeling that i have..HAHAHA..lame erick..lame..btw nadh tell ur frend im not erick cartmen..cart-men..hahaha..lame..name for me..

actually i had nothing much to type except that Hari Raya coming.hahahaha..kk

kkk

N-N

bye

What's WhAt...

2006-10-14T22:26:00.000+08:00

good evening ... .... ....

me writng at the middle of the night..still young lah the night..so i plan to write something..

just now..around the afternoon..went shopping with my mum and sis..3 hours..3 HOURS..i tag behing them..like a fucking DOG..damn...

then during terawih something came to my mind...

WHATS WHAT

Home::a place where u feel u belongs

My Version Of Home::a place to cover my head from the rain..i dont belong in this home..

Parents::people u could talk to,get loved from..etc..

My Version::a bunch of ppl that make my life difficult...

bastards...

so during the terawih i sat beside this..nerdy-looking,braces wearing and goggle specatacles..kesian siol i see his face..look like me when im in pri school and sec1 excluding the braces..ya..pity him lah..another average joe..if he has a gerlfrend i guess he will get bastard by his gerl..serious..can feel it..in my bones..kesian..

gtg

TWistred TRanSiSiSyTor

2006-10-14T11:39:00.000+08:00

hey people...

hows happening...

nothing much..yeaterday went to band..band..band..boring band..do the same old shit over and over again..

ntohing to say ... ....

Coming Undone

2006-10-11T14:06:00.000+08:00

hey

....

woke up today strecthing like a god-damn cat..damn i realise i have become a noturnal animal or some creatures of the night..i cant sleep at night spend most of the sleeping nights awake..must be Honey Stars..haiz..hehehehe..

so find out from Amy that Khai knows thar we are attached..

hmmmmmmmm.....

so i msg khai last night telling him that he shouldnt blame me for what happen just be a sports-man and go on with life..like my friend Major Syed

the gerl he like bastard him..did he blame anyone..NO!!(with the chinese accent)

he continue his freaking life like a Major...

but not khai he blame me that i steal his gerl..

WOOOOOO

i realise something Amy is single,i am single so does he..

cause at the end of the day..Amy has the right to choose who she wants to be

cause thats her life..but khai blame me..WTF

but way b4 Amy likes me..i didnt msg her in a flirty way..we juz msg like friends.

maybe is how i treat her..i treat her with respect..maybe..

i dunno bout him..so that was the shit that i solve yesterday night

so woke up in the morning and my Mum ask me to go to the shop to buy tempe and tahu..fermented soya beans and what the fuck is tahu in eng..and of course

chicken stock..

went to the market all the makcik's stare at me like as if i had a penis instead of a nose..

after buying those stuffs i went home..

help my mum do Kuih Raya.

Cheese Sticks..

my shoulders..

..PAIN..

..DAMN..

ARGGAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

kk gtg nak urut bahu dgn Minyak Zaiton..Major Ouchie

bye

One Step Im Gonna Break

2006-10-10T13:01:00.000+08:00

ira thanks for the top-up..and sorry to interuppt your date with Iskandar..hehehe..lain kali let me taste your wonderful seafood pasta..hehehe..

so yesterday i chat with "hamba allah"hehehe..this person is such a good sales person telling me stuffs that i dont wanna hear or stuffs that i fucking know..how stupid can 1 be..so i just entertain that "hamba allah"..which is the most studest thing to do.i might as well ask that human to fuck off..

love...

whats that..LOVE..love is nothing actually is something that was created by us like the Bogeyman,E.T,..etc..etc...

love could seperate human from angels and devils.when you are in love you would be so kind to that special someone like an angel eventhough in the actual person you are not.it could divide human from the Devil within..you saw some fucker flirting with your gerl eventhough your gerl didnt even know anything.deep down you wanna kill that fucker within sight rite.?

history of hope..greek mythology..god present Pandora with a box and told her not to open it..even how many years Pandora didnt open the box..but curiousity was killing her everyday..till one fateful day she took a long piece of metal and broke off the chain of the box unleashing pain,jealousy,death and war to the world she quickly closed the box.but theres a loud thumping on the box and as if someone in there asking her to let go..when she open the box came out this sliver coloured butterfly..this butterfly told Pandora that he was Hope..
A question for you people..how could a fucking butterfly called hope sastify billions of people who was clinging to the reins thinking that theres such things as Hope...

do santa clause visit millions of children in Africa...?NO!!..santa clause visit those fat rich bastards and gave those fuckers present..not to african child..

-adios-

pravda the truth

Im giving in to you

2006-10-09T15:00:00.000+08:00

yo...todays topic is..How Stupid Can One Be...?

for the shark-fin eater...how stupid can you be..eating just the shark's fin..it doesnt even have fucking taste..is like killing chicken for the legs..hows stupid could you be..?

for the tree-cutters cut trees to clear land for agriculuture..how stupid can you be you be,you're cutting the thing that giving you oxygen..bastards like syahrul..hahahaha..how evil can one be..very evil..

came back home late from lepak2 with the crew..from 11 to 1300 hours..2 times some idiot looking fucker pass-by us and stare at us..what the F..some even maintain cool by wearing sweater..hahahahahaha..yupz..u heard me...sweater under the beautiful boon lay sun..
how stupid can one be...

went home now seating here updating..check elfy's blog and read what she wrote.she fought woth syahrul..hmmmm..i see a love blooming..maybe she likes that fuuckker..thats the thing she flirts..what the hell..but hey..i dont give a fuck..just fuck it n fuck off

adios

bye