Thursday, December 07, 2006
12/07/2006 03:45:00 PM
hey
hey..peoplesss.....
thursday..a day ended is a day closer to N levels result..a year ended is a year short of life..wow...must have been reading english books..like..?nevermind i dont know any proper english books except..Is Your Vagina Happy by Orgasm Fibonnaci..hahahaks...kidding...
typing this blog while watching some documentary of how animals gave birth..is about a giraffe giving birth..EUUWWWEEEKK!!!!!!!!!.....that animal gave birth standing up..major ouchiieeee.....wat type of an ass hole give birth standing up..dahhahhahahahhahaahahha....
i dunno i think i began to listen to screamo and indie songs..weird...but HEY its sound nice to the EARS....am i right mister left ears...?dahhaha lame...
i dunno but im craving Nasi Ayam Banquet...put with hell lots of chili..haiz..cant wait for the school to open..go there eat with my friends...haqizzzzzz.......
CHRISTMAS JOKES
1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
2. Hang a stocking with your roommate's name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it.
3. Paint your nose red and wear antlers. Constantly complain about how you never get to join in on the reindeer games.
4. Sing "All I want for Christmas is your two front teeth..."
5. Make anatomically correct gingerbread people and eat the best parts first.
6. Smoke mistletoe. Do what comes naturally.
7. Take some miniature marshmallows and put them in a little baggie. Attach a note to the bag that has a picture of a snow man and this poem:
'You have been naughty, and here's the scoop All you get is the snowman's poop!'
