Thursday, November 30, 2006
11/30/2006 11:08:00 AM
aloha
get back from the camp..did i hear u asking me wheather it is fun..well.HELL NO..4 hours of sleep for both of the days..haiz....//..//..
what type of person did fire drill on 1.30 am in the morning..i was sleeping and weee--ooohhh---weee---ooohhh...the loud haller went off...eh..erick bangun...fire drill...kids runnning to the parade square..1.30 am where the stars are shinning brightly...haiz...went back at the hall and slept like a pig...
MUN-NICTION...dahahaha...cze mun rox!!..
Sunday, November 26, 2006
11/26/2006 05:54:00 PM
living life like a shirt..washed beaten hang to dry..
lame...
11/26/2006 05:54:00 PM
living life like a shirt..washed beaten hang to dry..
lame...
Saturday, November 25, 2006
11/25/2006 12:05:00 PM
hey
hi
erick
here
......
bye
Friday, November 24, 2006
11/24/2006 03:28:00 PM
hey..TGIF...wohhoo...
let me see..3 days from now..would be my cam[p]..ooooooohhhhh...so scary...dahhhahhahhahahha..so my little brader got 223 for his PSLE..wow..my sister got 232 for psle..and I got 181..mak datok my 1 jauh berbeza cam tetek..dahhahaks..
dunno what the hell am i doing here..updating this blog irritates me..coz i got nothing better to do..if i didnt play games i would update my blog or chat..thats the only 2 activities that i have accoplishes since the beginning of this stupid so call break holiday..kinda miss the school..fucked..
people all busy working im busy doing non-useful stuffs.how stupid..?damn stupid..
adios...
ye
bye
Thursday, November 23, 2006
11/23/2006 12:03:00 PM
thurs
fucked up today..dunno why..
ira..a huge HEY for you..didnt reply my msg gerl..
dahahhaa..
so life has been bad for me..1st i became a notrunal animal..didnt sleep but awake with 500 batteries pumped into me..dunno why..?damned..my brader taking his psle result today..while i take my N levels result like 3 weeeks from now..wow..damn..arrgghh...penat hamba...
sabotage that im gonna do during band camp..
1..transfer sze mun to the gerls sleeping aREA..
2..steal all uthas underwear and hide them..
3..beat the shit out from shakiill dunno how to spell that craps name..
4..rebel and do all the stupid stuffs that can get me in touch of trouble..
5..act like a ghost and scare the shit out of gerls there..?
dahahahahaha...EEVVIIILL me ...
what i care..
kinda weird im not insulting anyone or anybody..there this dude..who happen to be my good friend boifrend..i dunno what i do to him ..he put this:fuck to all those who disturb my gerl..fuck u e_i_k..obviously thats my name..erick..mak datok..haiz..since when did i ever disturb his gerl..
weird guy..i mean is been a while since i last contact her..haiz..weird people...
what i care...
adios
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
11/21/2006 07:21:00 PM
tuesday
hey..
people morning wake up do meditation or taiji or yoga or excercise or shit..but i woke maturbating..hahahaks,,kidding woke up bath and play the X-B0X till late in the afternoon..a future gamer maybe..?...
lalalala...lililil...llulululu...mendakk..hahahaks..
Yo momma so fat ...
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.Yo momma is so fat she got baptized in sea world.Yo mama so fat she went to the dry cleaners with her dress and they said mrs. we dont do curtains.Yo mama so fat that you've got more chins that a Chinese phonebook.Your mama so fat, when she walkes out of a store wearing yellow, everyone yells, "Hey taxi."
Monday, November 20, 2006
11/20/2006 11:28:00 AM
Frenchy Jokeys
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman are out walking the beach one day when they come across a lantern. One of them picks it up and out pops a genie. "I’ll grant you one wish each" says the genie. The Welshman says, "I’m a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm the land. My wish is that the land in will remain fertile forever in Wales." "Done," said the genie. The genie turned to the Frenchman. "Well, I would like a wall around France to stop all unwanted people coming into my precious country." "OK" says the genie, "It’s done. The genie then looks at the Englishman. "I’m curious, says the Englishman, please tell me more about this wall." "Well," says the genie. "It’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out. "I see, says the Englishman, very interesting." "So then, what’s your wish?" says the genie. The Englishman replies, "Fill it with water."
so here i am again seating on my fucked up ass..doing nothing AGAIN..chill..maybe i add another crap to this blog..4 things why chocolate better than sex..
Chocolate is better than sex because: You can GET chocolate BUYING chocolate is legal Chocolate won’t mind if you bite the nuts too hard
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate with each other without being called "gay" You’re never too young or too old for chocolate.
maybe after this probably would go swimming with my kid brother..go there smile at babes wave at gay guys and swim while brushing here and there..damn it..hahahaks..dont worry im not that type of bitch..3rd December my mendaki teacher kahwin..haiz.go there wash the plates..cool..lalalalalaa..dunno what to say..lallalalalalalalaa...
k lah end here...adios for now
Sunday, November 19, 2006
11/19/2006 12:01:00 PM
sunday
heyho..
yesterday went to band..eat at long john with Yuz and Lyssa..then out came the wolves (excos)..datang..makan suma dah tak selera lah babae.ahahaks..then utha and zabbir join us..utha has been proclaimed The Master Of Disgust..dhahaa..after went that go gek poh cut hair,,balh blah so on so forth..btw thanks nadh for recommending the place..tiong bahru..ok cool..after my hair dah panjang i will go there..
so today..sunday..mendakk after dunno where to go my sis asked me to go to the gym..hell no man..the last time i went to the gym near nanyang cc..the macik2 thta excersice there kept staring at me as if i was naked or something..come on cik..im still a VIRGIN..go fuck a goat olrait..hahaha..just playing..so here i am typing this blog in the middle of 2 beds..dahahahaks..
FUCKHAUER JOKES
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she'd take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy "My name is Johnny Fuckhauer".
So she said "There'll be none of that kind of thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!". The kid said "No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don't believe me!"
Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class "Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?"
"Hell no!" replied a little kid from the front row, "We don't even get a cookie break!"
Friday, November 17, 2006
11/17/2006 02:58:00 PM
94 Hours
hey..aloha..
friday..at last its friday...time travel so fast that sumtimes i thought today was thursday..heheks.
today was the deadday for me..friday..a very slow day...went friday prayers..saw that fucker on the bus 240..changed my mind and wait for another pathetic 30 mins for bus 30..lucky that bus doesnt have any passenger..went home straight..damn..tired..hahaks.
saw sewage and saw the crap i didnt wanna know..thats the why that crap did that coz crap like shit..hahahaks..for those who dont know..find it out yourself
bad hair day today..my hair terjuntai-juntai..damn..wanna cut some cool hairstyle and change my stupid wax..buat rosak rambut jer..damn..anybody who can recomend any male saloon that give good haircut and have this service of showing a magazine of male haircuts..do tell..hahaks..
olrady..do tell..adios
things i took advantage of..
1..sleep..during camps i need to wake up way before the break of dawn..FUCKED..
2..the toilet flush..in kampong that i went back tak ader flush..just pour water into the bowl and the shit dropped down the sea water below..
3..proper sanitary like toilet paper,of water spray to spray our butt..at kampong i went back only got gayung nid to fill with water and wipe my ass with it..
dahahaha..adios anything shove it up on my tag board..
Thursday, November 16, 2006
11/16/2006 08:30:00 PM
thursday.
heyho..lets go..
howdy maite..hey..alos..hey..hi..Ni How..Vanakam..Sawadeekap..
so i was trimming my moustache and beard and my dad came in..he said tak yah nak melawa belajar dulu..that old man..always trying to make me feel fucked up..basket..wat type of service is that..?
so listening to chamillionaire ridin dirty..i didnt know im listening to RAp music..
they see me rollin
they hate it
patrolling
trying to catch me riding dirty..
hahaha..west..yow..peace out Dee..
so here i am seating on this shithole which i christened my house with..shithole..
looking at the screen typing this blog using my index fingers..maybe i wanna try to type this using my thumbs..that wuld be cool..hahaks..18.12.06..rumours has it the N levels wuld be out..probably 1 mth from now i think..2 weeks from now wuld be my band camp..i hate it man..less food..less sleep..boring routines..lame,crappy jokes coming out from utha's mouth..3 days looking at that fucker face..damn it..
damn..i dunno wat it felts like eating shit..kater orang is a delicacy in a Shit Community..dahahahahaks..
adios...btw kids do watch this movies..
Click
Madagascar
X-Men 3
erick in jackass the moovie..
bye
11/16/2006 12:46:00 PM
thurs
lah..mendakk
my dad ask me to grab life by the balls..i was thinking..life has a gender..and its male..cool..i also wish life is a woman so i can grope life my the breast..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
sleep late last night at 2am..penat siak woke up my muscle all pegal-pegal..hahahhaakkss
adios
bye
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
11/15/2006 07:27:00 PM
wednesday
i didnt know that some of my crap are sensitive to people..yupzz..learn a lesson today..to look at the person 1st b4 i do my Awake The Dead Jokes...
to nadiah..im so sorry olrait..wont happen again sincere apologies..really im so sorry..
wednesday night..my grandpops.just went out dunno do what..yupz..that old man..though old but strong..i went back to his kampong and met his adikberadik..mak datuk..they all like nak nazak already excluding him..blasting the stereos with TOP OF THE POPS INDON DANGDUT HITS..he slept..dahahahahaha..
today to i realise i dont even have a photo of myself..damn..gosh..forsaken..gooness gracious me..ya i realise im n0t a photogenic person..i look like a fuck in pictures..thats the why i tend to shy away from cameras..blasting my BOUGHT IN SUNGAI ROAD RADIO with As I LAy Dying S0ngs called Forever you all should listen to that song it pain my ear drums but it sound nice..
yupz nothing much to say..coz nothing else matters..
ADIOS
BYE
11/15/2006 10:40:00 AM
wednesday
wednesday..goodness time travel so fast..wednesday..yupz..
my grandad came yesterday..he was coughing as if wants to puke out his lungs..damn..pity him lah brader..so old olredy..maybe this is the cause of smoking for most of his years..
yesterday too went jurong point saw Jing Heng..talk for a while..buy some clothes..then went home..
k lah
gtg
adios
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
11/14/2006 11:13:00 AM
Tuesday
hey..welcome again to balls-ville..
hey..
tuesday..another fucked up day im gonna spend 24 hrs doing shit..damn..welcome to the blessed hellride..
b0rrinngg..
Monday, November 13, 2006
11/13/2006 08:31:00 PM
howdy Mite
hey..welcome again to balls-ville home of the fucker call erick..dahahaha...
hye there..you..yupz..you dee..
gosh most of my friends are working and im seating my farking ass at home renewing my balls with new sperms..chill..once december im gonna haf hell lots of fun..cause november got band camp in 2 weeks time,band training every saturday early in da morning..way b4 the bird catch the early worm..rite..no..left..dahahaha..
hmm.. i think im gonna make a new year resolution..
1..break the habits of biting my fingers-nails
2..break the habits of not flushing after urinating at the public toilets you know the 'jamban yg boys kena diri utk kencing'
3..change my wardrobe
4..paint my room black or dark colours..my pops gave me the permission..
5..get a life..
6..this have to be done i put it in number 6 as..number 6 is my lucky number beside 13..dahahaha..must kill that fucker or destroy his life..
7..act matured infront of teachers..
8..hand in homework with neat and tidy pages..teachers complain that i doodled on their piece of paper they gave me..hey i may be the next picasso..
9..limits my jokes with Syed on normal lessons..till today i dont know why Alkanes are Saturated..damn..been making crappy jokes with him since the beginning of the year..expecially in chemistry lessons..
10..bully all the secondary one idiots that are coming next year whther or not im promoted..
11..to quit band after SYF..whether or not they got any prizes
12..get A1 for malay..?difficult lah Malay..
13..my lucky number..must get a new girlfriend..must get..
ok lah peeps any comments shove it up on the tag board..
11/13/2006 11:01:00 AM
monday
............................joke of the day................
Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his $50.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a confused look.
"Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to have sex with it as soon as I get these pajamas off!"
Friday, November 10, 2006
11/10/2006 07:14:00 PM
Friday
T.G.I.F..thanks goodness is friday...
heyhow..hey kids...
this is how it feels like to be a PENIS..
1-------- I do physical labor.
2.------- I work at great depths.
3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.--------I work in a damp environment.
6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.------- I work in high temperatures.
Reply: Dear Penis,After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your Request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not a all, you have constantlybeen seen entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.Sincerely,
The Management Five reasons not to be a penis .
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an arse hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint
hahahahahahaks...
nothing much hapens today..nothing exicting though..oh yah the killer moovie that has everyone in tears has finally made a mark on my house..the movie..MY HEART..yupz about the gerl who friend with a guy since young adn up giving up her life to her best friend gerlfriend who has a heart of a 5 cents coin.DAHAHAHA.
such lame ass..hear people cried watching that show..but the shitty thing is i was god-damn laughing..damn..if i ever has a heart and need to give up to the girl i reaLLY LOVE THE MOST whose guy has a what ever shit in his heart..i would probably say NO...damn..hell NO..when i was laughing my mum look AT me in a different way it was suppose to be a touching story whatever crap but i was laughing..i told her..ma abang pernah kenan lagik teruk dari ni..i dunno she understood.but what i care..hahahaks...
ending my blog from my favourite song..Outside by Staind..read closely the lyrics...
And you
Bring me to my knees
Again
All the times
That I could beg you please
In vain
All the times
That I felt insecure
For you
And I leave
My burdens at the door
But I'm on the outside
AndI'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
All the times
That I felt like this won't end
It's for you
And I taste
What I could never have
It was from you
All the times
That I've cried
My intentions
Full of pride
And I waste
More time than anyone
But I'm on the outside
And I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
All the times
That I've cried
All this wasted
It's all inside
And I feel
All this pain
Stuffed it down
It's back again
And I lie
Here in bed
All alone
I can't mend
But I feel
Tomorrow will be OK
But I'm on the outside
And I'm looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors'
Cause inside your ugly
Your ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you
.....erick....
adios...
Thursday, November 09, 2006
11/09/2006 10:33:00 AM
Thursday...
hey...
welcome to the spooks day..today is thursday..and since malay belive it's MALAM JUMAAT..
WOOOOOOO...
so today i will write about bizzare tales that i have encountered or people told me..
it was 2004..i still remember i went back kampong in tanjung pinang..its was fun until one night my cousin ask me whether i want to spin aroung kompong with the motorbike..so i said ok..my cousin is younger by one year and he knows hows to ride the bike..so we went joy-riding until dunno what time..so we turn back and head towards my grandpa home..thats when the spooks begin..we crusing along this stretch of pavement with NO streetlamps until at one point of road i heard somebody called my name..erick!,erick!..i turn and look i saw noone only the darkness of the night somebody calling my name from the semak-samun..then i remember at my kampong nobody called me by the erick...but the shitty thing is i want scared..and out of sudden my cousin just turn right and sped off..till today i was thinking who's that 'person' who is calling me by ERICK as no one in the kampong knows my real name....
tips
1..never ever walk home alone..igf in the midle of the night..things may follow you home unless you are ALIM or WARAK..then its ok..
2..if you are in the forest or places that are deserted be sure to say asslamualaikum..there are spirits dweeling there and by walking there you are disturbing their home
3..never pass unkind rude remarks on cementry
4..if you have a diarrhoea dont forget to instijak..HAHAHAHAHAH
adios
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
11/08/2006 04:49:00 PM
Wenesday Night
welcome to jackass-ville ass-holes
so my mum's friend came and i felt like urinating so i when to the toilet and the floor was slippery i slip and fell knees first..like leonard when i slide while playing soccer during P.E..and my elbow hit the jug full of honey dew syrup and it spill lucky me i wasnt wet..my sister just stare at me..bukan nak tolong...if it was my little brother he definitley would help..he is the type of guy who helps no matter what shit he is into..and i spend the whole afternoon cleaning that shit up while the tetamu at the front talking chit-chatting and my mum can still blame me..wow..dey blame gravity..it pulls me...my mum blames me everthing if ader kerosakkan pat umah..ya just because what im the biggest among the others and the heaviest..make it 2nd heaviest..
damn...
k lah gtg..adios..
11/08/2006 11:37:00 AM
wednesday........
my...my..today.is one hell of a long day...tiring and boring...
hey welcome to jackass-ville,home of the brave..land of the free...
nothing much to say today..woke up early scatchmycrouch wile going to the bathroom..then everything was blur next thing i know i was bathing..DAHAHAHAHAHA...pardon!!??..lame!!???!!...bastards...
anybody whose birthday falls on November..HAppy Birthday..if ur a November baby that means you are going to die 50 years from now..ADIOS fookers...dahahaha
nothing much to say..except just now went tosupermarket buy kang kong..what type of arse eat kang kong..DUWEEKK...\
haiz so boring better post a joke...
whos's the real man...?
3 cowboys sitting around a campfire. Each one having a busy day and always felt the need to out-do the other cowboy.
The first cowboy stands up and walks around the campfire and says "Yep, I was walking down the ol' cactus path and a 12ft rattler springs at me! I grabbed him and bit his head off, sucked out all the poison and here I stand before you today unharmed. He then sets back down and the second cowboy gets up and says........
Well I was riding along checking the fenceline today and looked out in the pasture and saw the biggest bull you ever saw, had gored and killed 6 men! I jumped off my horse and grabbed that bull by the horns, pulled him to the ground, tied him up and not a scratch on me and I'm standing here in front of you unharmed.
The third cowboy stood up,..... walked around the campfire.... slowly stirring the hot burning coals with his penis.
dahhahhahhahhahhhahahahaha...rate this joke on my tag
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
11/07/2006 07:51:00 PM
Tuesday Night
welcome jackassess...
......Pure Chinese Jokes...
Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the US from China.
They decided to become American Citizens, and "Americanize" their names.
Bu - called himself "Buck"
Chu called himself "Chuck"
and Fu had to go back to China :)
p.s..for the daily readers of my blogg is u dont understand Fu change his name to Fuck..thats the why he has to go back to china...get that..
dhey...welcome2..i dunno we=nt jalan raya dunno slaam how many hands today...eat different types of food in different house..mee,spaggethi,whatever whatever..daiz..tired..o
k lah gtg
adios...
11/07/2006 11:34:00 AM
Tuesday..
Another dickhouse productions kids...
welcome to ballss avenue
home of the Ballss,big ones,small ones,medium,midum rare,oval..anykind...
saddam would be hanged..people are rejoicing now..stupid he should be hang long ago..middle east is like a time bomb anything could happen..aggree..?
Today in history..bolsheviks has taken over russia during the 1917's...DEHEHEHE...you know october revolution and all..come on it came out in N levels..in Source Base Question..
oh yah..if u kids get a chance to read this book call "The Devil ROck Her Cradle" is based on a true story and an inspiration to the movie Exorcist..yupz..during the exorcism of the gerl in that movie the devil predict 3 major incidents that change the history of earth...the exorcism happens on 1900...
1..the devil say that england would have 3 kings
2..a guy from a country would bring the great war...that kill hell lots of ppl
3..in the year of what we call melenium..2000...a guy from middle east would appear from an unknown background..no parents no nothing..he would cause another great war and earth would come to the end..
the 1st 2 happens...england do have 3 kings during the 30's or 40's..the father king passed away and the 1st son took over..but the 1st son love an american women...he resign from the throne..so the 2nd took over...3 kings...
the 2nd..hitler rise and killed alot of jews..more than 6 Million jews died inder him..
the 3rd..not sure...but just be prepared..olrait..
..........JOKES....
Energizer Bunny Dies
AP December 12, 1999 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for, "going and going and going..." passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
Monday, November 06, 2006
11/06/2006 11:39:00 AM
Monday
suppose to be joke day..wohoo..\
welcome to jackassville home of the warriors...ooopzz...
His Wife
Once there were three men, Dave, John, and Sam, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said, "You will all be given a method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." St. Peter looked at Dave and said, "You, Dave, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge." Next St. Peter looked at John and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota stationwagon." St. Peter finally looked at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari." A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting on the hood, head in hands, crying. "What's wrong, Sam?" they asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why so down?" Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rate that joke on my tag board....
Saturday, November 04, 2006
11/04/2006 06:17:00 PM
Anxiety....
heloo..kheemo...
i wanna make a point that every different day i will change a subject..
e.g...monday my blog will fill full of JOKES..from lame to hilarious to kelakar seram
tuesday would be facts of the day..the news around the world and how stupid they are
wednesday would be about my life..DAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thursday..special day..since most malay belive thursday is scared..MALAM JUMAAT..you
you know what i mean dont bitch around the cabbage roll..only on thurs i will post
horror and bizzare that either happens to me or to others or i read from a book..
friday...would probably the sum up of the whole weeek...T.G.I.F..thank goodness is friday...
saturday/sunday..hmmmfh dunno what to write lah brader..maybe i just type anything ok
boss..?
any comments as usual just shove it up on the tag board..keep it coming..ok olrait..
Friday, November 03, 2006
11/03/2006 05:04:00 PM
I DIsaappeearrr
alo..kheemo..
DHEY!!!....sorrie..i suddenly felt a burst of energy as if somebody just pump 3 gallons of sugar solution into me..what..?sugar gave you energy sayang..tak moh step bello...DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
went to Masjid Assyakirin just now to sembahyang jummat...dont be shocked...i went there ALONE.....
went back taking 240 bus..and theres this stupid lady who has 2 red plastic bags instead of putting it on the floor she put it on the chair next to her...how inconsiderate..then after a few stops there this 2 old chinese couple..when the lady wants to seat at the place the inconsiderate lady dont even bother to place the red plastic bags on the floor..and the chinese old lady start swearing...she said
what..the plastic is heavy ahh..sacred the legs will pain
stupid feller the leg make of gold...
all race are the same not considerate...
bodoh...pergy mampoz
she kept repeating the 4 phrases again again..like an ass hole....
stupid...fucker...almost start a racial riot there..but the inconsiderate lady is also a chinese..haiz..stupid singaporeans...dahahahahahaha....
recommending this song to you kids...
she loves me not-papa roach
to be loved-papa roach
scars-papa roach
darkest nights-as i lay dying
adios..... ..... .... till then... ... .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. . . .. .. . .. .. . .. .. . .. .. ..
Thursday, November 02, 2006
11/02/2006 11:47:00 AM
One Last Breath
hey Kheemo...
yesterday the day i was looking forward..cause yesterday was the day i went jalan raya..its was fun..until that father of mine ask me to get my fucking ass home..i was like what the fuck..its Hari Raya..people celebrate during Hari Raya..dah lah i dont celebrate my birthday like a normal kid..he also want to destroy my Hari Raya..fucker..he say..going Hari Raya must also ader time limit..what...?...is that guy nuts...we went jalan raya with him..he wuld seat on that person house untill dunno what time..fuck...then after Fadhlin house which is after my friends went to my house..then after i went to fahlin house i went back home..ALONE..
SORRIE YUSRY...if i cannot go to your house..stupid parents i got...
during the time i went back home Alone..damn..so dark..hahaha..i was thinking..by 18 i must have a house..my 27 a family..yeah..a good career...and get THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING HOME..
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
11/01/2006 11:25:00 AM
!XOBILE
hey..Kheemo..
today...hehehe..i watch the trailer of We Were Soldiers..starring Mel Gibson..you know the Vietnam War..yeah..that one..at the end of the movie..the Vietnam Commander say.."This Is An American War"..what the hell..ii is wrong..during the Vietnam War the vietnam won that war..american had to retreat because of the heavy casualities..haiz..felt like laughing..propanganda..how stupid..American outnumber the vietnam by people,ammuntion and stuffs the American uses M-16 guns whereas the Vietnam uses AK-47..hahaha...whatever make them happie..
when bill gates dies and when to heavan god grant him a golf-course and a mansion bigger than the buckimham palace..1 day while he was walking on the park he saw the captain of the titanic ship..he said Hi to that captain..and the captain replied..how are you,bill?..
Bill Gates replied::FIne..
Bill Gates began boasting about his wealth in heavan..the captain only smiled..then when Bill Gates asked The captain what wealth did he get when he when to heavan..the captain replied he got a ship 3 times bigger than titanic,a mansion,5 golf course,10 wives etc etc..
Bill was furious he went and asked god why did he get a little while the captain got a lot where as the carelessness of the captain cause the death of alot of people in the titanic..
god only relplied..the titanic crashes only once,but the microsoft crashes alot of times...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
adios
