Tuesday, October 31, 2006
10/31/2006 06:43:00 PM
howdy Kheemo..
went to PeninsulA with the legendary Maan..survey some elcetric guitar for Nanda my cousin..went to the Maan's home..chill there..went home..tuned my guitar and my mudder bising..she say i bath like orang kampong..HEY!!..who's the one who is born in kampong me or her..basket..she membebel for dunno how long even i shouted at her to shut the F up she kept talking and re-winding all her bull-craps..haiz..nevermind..next year i wanna find a good job/work and save enough money to buy me a good house..must get the Fuck out of my house by 18..Die Die must do it...
tommorow i will be going out with my friends to jalan raya..read whats in Nainna blog she wrote there last year jalan raya was boring..hmmm..of course it was broing she was with The Ass [ her ex ]at that time..of course it was boring..D-U-double H..hahaha..
kkk
gtg
adios...sayonara
10/31/2006 11:38:00 AM
behind me lies another fallen soldier
hey...
people name their blog either blogger or bloggie or bloggert or bloggblogg...
hmmm weird names..
i too feel like naming my blog..henceforth my blog is called Kheemo...which means good friend in Native American language..
Yo Kheemo,wassup..hahahha...
During i balik kampong..singaporeans really uphold their KIASU characteristic..i was in the port of Tanjung Pinang and the Ferry leaving to Singapore from there has not arrived yet but people already lined up there..so i was stuck in the human traffic..and it smells like sweat and crapz..waited for like and hour with my bladder full of water..damn..
This december going back there..hahaha..gonna be much more fun...
from now on i wanna write this blog in English..coz my non-malay blogger reader cant understand what im saying..PUNANI..yea..hahahaha...
gtg....
adios...
Monday, October 30, 2006
10/30/2006 12:00:00 PM
..................d..............
hey im back...
damn....so tired...
balik kampong was fun..thought it was going to be a boring trip..2 hours on the ferry..with no T.V and air-con that is blasting as if we are in Artic..reached there..went to my grandma's house..salam everyone there..and they asked me..how the hell i became 1.72 in height..damn tall..
at night my cousins invited me to watch some rock festival..its was great..2 bands in paritcular stands out..1 of the band sang Indonesian Anthem in a Punk Rock Version..another was the old gerl band..with lungs made of steel..damn,,made evanessene=ce in shame...hahaha..after that went back hotel and sleep..
k lah gtg..adios..
Friday, October 27, 2006
10/27/2006 07:04:00 PM
dead
born from the dead...
hey..just blogging after a hectic day in bugis..my mum's friends is in my house their kiddies are playing the piano..woah like mozart playing angklung..DAJAHAHAHAHA...
met Maan and Azwan on the bus on the way back home..my sister say they look like 18 years of age..Well...what can i say..
tommorow-BALIK KAMPONG ............. ................. .............ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!
must take pictures of people there...ya...
k lah gtg..nak sembahyang..adios..background of little mozarts playing piano like hafizuddin playing drums..
Thursday, October 26, 2006
10/26/2006 12:29:00 PM
DAmnation Of The Day
Damnation Of The Day....
today i broke all the rules and be a good guy for a day..
1st..i went to school with smart hairstyle..usually is unkempt..
2nd..gave my report book with both hands to my teacher..usually i throw my report book at him
HAHAHAHA...
after the assembly's over Miss Yip tahan me..and ask me and Panja ( thai guy ) to help her..she asked me and Panja to help her collect all the used papers and put it in the recycling bins..only the 2 of us..?i asked her..then she say..u wait here i called the others..after she's gone me and Panja waited for her..i sms amy since we want to go out today..CUKUP TIME..she want to go with her SISTAZ..great..what a thing to end my day..haiz..
so in the end me and panja search for unused fucking newspaper which got us 1 hour of CIP..fucked..i told panja that he was lucky most Thai workers work either in brothel or in construction centre..he laugh..while doing work he taught me thai..good..KAP-POM-KAP which means thank you..hahaha..great..belanja him water..pity him came all the way from thailand and drank water cooler..shit..hahaha..after that we went home..
haiz..7 hours from now i need to go to some nenek house for hari raya visiting..my original nenek all dah mati..this is my dad nenek angkat..whatever lah i dunno as long the money kept flowing is fine..yesterday went to every house all that my parents talk about is the DEATH and SICKNESS,,my bold this 2 words..
dad has slip disk,diabetes
mum has breast cancer
my parents talk about all the shit..i was there listening to all their crap at this one guy house..this particular guy he has a nose cancer..very rare...hmmmmm...
dah lah wanna download some comedy video and laugh till i die...btw Elfy selamat hari raya ok..sorry for eveything..
adios
fucking offf
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
10/24/2006 07:24:00 PM
Take Me To Never-Never-LAnd
welcome again to balls-ville
....home of the idiots..
hey...
selamat hari raya to all celebrating this festival..
woke up early..and when to the void-deck near the Caltex and sembahyang Aidil Fitri..
went to the cementry..which gave me the spooks and pay my respects to my grandma grave
so must Siram Air on the grave and i press the bottle to hard that is spills on my brothers and mum pants and sarong..
when home mintak maaf sumer..my dad's boss came..they eat for more than..NO..NO
they eat for eternity..
thats the reason why my mum ask me to cut the whole bucket of onions..
on the tables ader Lontong,Rendang,Ketupat,Ayam masak lemak,Sambal Goreng..
DAMN..
but at the end i stayed in my sis room watching tv..cam malas nak keluar and take my hp to msg amy..latter must layan them..haiz..after for like eternity watching shws after shows..
Jutawan Fakir..Die-Hard..so on so forth..at the end the tv is watching me instead of the opposite
thats the reason why i dont like hari raya so much..
i suffer the last few weeks of ramadan doing kuih and ol the craps..at the end after my dad boss blah my house was damn quiet like during the ramadan..BORING
is not i dont have sedara..i do..my dad siblings prefer celecrating the 1st day hari raya with their in laws cousins..
WHAT THE FUCK
thats the thing im going balik kampong either this sat or fri..hahaha..but atleas they gave 'us'
36 bucks and my mudder gave 50 bucks..atleast sumthing..
so here i am seating here waiting for anyone to entertain me..
BORING MAUT DONG...
WADUH
gtg
bye
adios
berambus
Monday, October 23, 2006
10/23/2006 05:26:00 PM
Scars
tommorow..HARI RAYA..dunno why tak ader semangat HARI RAYA..sumting in me olredi dead..maybe cause of what happen juz now..
on the comp..my fucking brother off the radio..got mad..i sound him whehther he got fucking problem with me..then everything blur..my world came back when my dad interfere and seperated both of us..that idiot ran to the toilet with mouth full of blood..forget it lah...damn..he desereved it..
oh yah..this saturday im going back kampong..TANJUNG PINANG..last place on earth i want to go..ya..riau isalnds in indonesia..go there..my sedara will comfirm say..waduh erick ya allah tinggi nyer..cam rezal..i was like..ya ya..wohhooo..make a plan..go there go to abang indra house..lepak pat sana..hope he bring my black metal jubah from bandung..hahaha..then i meet Om Nanang play on his off-tune drums with chipped off sticks..ya..
3..3 pimples has grown out off my face like a freaking tumour..cant get it off.tried oxy ten..if im smart i will create Oxy 75.666..super good..haiz..cut my fingers while peeling onions..bleeding like crazee...but i dont feel pain..maybe im used to it kot...hahaha..felt like gauging out my eyes cause of the onions make my eyes like ouch...haiz...suffering lah brader...
last but not least..happy hari raya...remember to pay zakat..ingat org yg susah...yupz...adios...
Saturday, October 21, 2006
10/21/2006 10:32:00 PM
RigHt HeRe WaIting
welcome to balls-ville
home of the idiots..
hey..so yesterday i went to terawih..saw Andy the legendary Percussionist..then when to geylang..when i reached there the 1st thing that came to my mind was..what the F am i doing here..?...the place was full of malays..much more than in malaysia..hahaha..smell of the mixture of ding ding,sweat,carpet etc etc..damn i went there wearing red baju kurong with black t-shirt and black pants walk separuh ngantok look like Vlad Dracula..hahaha..bought a pityful burger there i came all the way from South-East to that place and buy a 5cm wide burger..hahaha
the world of IF's
if you had a gun with 6 bullets what will you do..?
the 1st bullet will be shot to that fucker..syahrul..ya..he must die in my hands..
the next 4 bullets is for my family who keep irritate my life..
the last bullet is for the next idiot who irritate me..
if u have 3 minutes of ur life to live..what will you do..?
for the 1 minutes i enjoy
the 2nd minutue i enjoy
the last minutes i enjoy
talk to D-I-Double N asked him whether he tell Hamlet bout my bastard joke about his grandma..he say No..ok..must be that bastard who over heard my joke and told HAmlet..menyebok jer..i think that bastard doing it to make me look like a fucker to Hamlet eyes..all i culd say is..dok tgk cermin lah...hahaha...basket what type of person who defend a person who destroy her relationship a friend and advice me to be a better person..its like Saddam teaching 0sama how to kill..hahaha...haiz....bastards..not you D-I-Double N
kk
gtg
adios
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
10/18/2006 10:28:00 PM
Distance IS DArKNeSt
Welcome To Balls-Ville
Home OF the Idiots
hey kiddies..btw Ira who's the Bitch..?IS It me..?hehehe..kidding..btw Ira..HOW ARE YOU..?:::::::::::::A note of dedication..18/10 Nainna's birthday..hehehe..happy birthday gerl..16..grow up can..?hehehe...
so i am here listening to Radio from Alkaline Trio..sedap..
today im making a point to stop insulting Hamlet in my blog..ya the same old Hamlet..the Hamlet that defended the very guy that destroy her realtionship..nevermind..all the best in your life..dont take drugs..ok..
::::::shaking like dogs shitting razorblade::::::
btw Sunlight Princess..i love you ok..keep that in mind...
gtg
bye
10/18/2006 10:28:00 PM
Distance IS DArKNeSt
Welcome To Balls-Ville
Home OF the Idiots
hey kiddies..btw Ira who's the Bitch..?IS It me..?hehehe..kidding..btw Ira..HOW ARE YOU..?:::::::::::::A note of dedication..18/10 Nainna's birthday..hehehe..happy birthday gerl..16..grow up can..?hehehe...
so i am here listening to Radio from Alkaline Trio..sedap..
today im making a point to stop insulting Hamlet in my blog..ya the same old Hamlet..the Hamlet that defended the very guy that destroy her realtionship..nevermind..all the best in your life..dont take drugs..ok..
::::::shaking like dogs shitting razorblade::::::
btw Sunlight Princess..i love you ok..keep that in mind...
gtg
bye
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
10/17/2006 04:56:00 PM
Burn
woah...just came back from football with my retail teacher..Mr Ben..he is 40 and he plays damn good..hahaha..
walk alone home.some shitty memories i had with Otello came up,how i willing to wait for Otello from 1.10pm until 4.00pm until 0tello finish the supplementary lessons..and for what i ask myself..for nothing..but nevermind..i look up on the blocks and at the greyish sky..and smile remembering how i move Mount Everest from Nepal to Jurong West and placed it behind Otello house.but i never complain..i only asked her to be faithful..to her that was so difficult..i only asked her to move bukit timah from bukit timah to Pulau Ubin...and that is shitty difficult for Otello..i remember how i used to defend Oltello good name like a DOG..hahaha..i think im in the category of..HOW STUPID CAN ONE BE...?
drop the bomb ( subject )..wtach saind video..i realise all the band members..are ugly..
btw..nevermind...
gtg
Monday, October 16, 2006
10/16/2006 02:43:00 PM
RaDi0
welcome to balls-ville
hey..welcome again to another segment of balls-news..its says here that tommorow if a person is born or change citizenship that persom would be the 300 millionth citizen in United States Of America..how lame..juz the 300 millionth and everybody is so chaotic about that..my balls have morethan 400 million sperms living in it..and i am not 'kecoh' bout it..ahahahhaahaa...
doing a survey..yupz its true..never ever fall in love during your young tender age of teenage years..because when u break up.it will pain u..serious..im not joking...it pains u..should have follow that advice so that i w0nt be in this shit..but to late for me..nothing cannot be change..oh ya..btw found two cool websites..www.roadrunnerrecords.com and cool dudes for all the metal fans .hehehehehe...
living my life in a fast lane...
things to do before i die.....
1...kill that fucker
2...three-some with any girls..hehehehe..
3...next year i MUST..i repeat i MUST celebrate my birthday with a smile on my face
4...enjoy like a fucker
5...eat
6...shit
7...die..
hahahahaha
got to go..anythng just shove it up at the taggy..
Sunday, October 15, 2006
10/15/2006 10:36:00 PM
FraNtiC
hey..sometimes i find it irritating to start with a HEY..the world is in a war and i start with a HEY..hahaha..must start with a catchy and cheeky pharse..
Welcome To Balls-Ville
HOme of the IdI0Ts
hahaha..so wassup people..cam sumer sehat..?hahaha..ya nadh my blog's funny thanks to the joker writing it..hehehe..
people asked me..why..?why i make this blog..thought guys dont do blogs..hmm
this blog is to express the feeling that i have..HAHAHA..lame erick..lame..btw nadh tell ur frend im not erick cartmen..cart-men..hahaha..lame..name for me..
actually i had nothing much to type except that Hari Raya coming.hahahaha..kk
kkk
N-N
bye
Saturday, October 14, 2006
10/14/2006 10:26:00 PM
What's WhAt...
good evening ... .... ....
me writng at the middle of the night..still young lah the night..so i plan to write something..
just now..around the afternoon..went shopping with my mum and sis..3 hours..3 HOURS..i tag behing them..like a fucking DOG..damn...
then during terawih something came to my mind...
WHATS WHAT
Home::a place where u feel u belongs
My Version Of Home::a place to cover my head from the rain..i dont belong in this home..
Parents::people u could talk to,get loved from..etc..
My Version::a bunch of ppl that make my life difficult...
bastards...
so during the terawih i sat beside this..nerdy-looking,braces wearing and goggle specatacles..kesian siol i see his face..look like me when im in pri school and sec1 excluding the braces..ya..pity him lah..another average joe..if he has a gerlfrend i guess he will get bastard by his gerl..serious..can feel it..in my bones..kesian..
gtg
10/14/2006 11:39:00 AM
TWistred TRanSiSiSyTor
hey people...
hows happening...
nothing much..yeaterday went to band..band..band..boring band..do the same old shit over and over again..
ntohing to say ... ....
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
10/11/2006 02:06:00 PM
Coming Undone
hey
....
woke up today strecthing like a god-damn cat..damn i realise i have become a noturnal animal or some creatures of the night..i cant sleep at night spend most of the sleeping nights awake..must be Honey Stars..haiz..hehehehe..
so find out from Amy that Khai knows thar we are attached..
hmmmmmmmm.....
so i msg khai last night telling him that he shouldnt blame me for what happen just be a sports-man and go on with life..like my friend Major Syed
the gerl he like bastard him..did he blame anyone..NO!!(with the chinese accent)
he continue his freaking life like a Major...
but not khai he blame me that i steal his gerl..
WOOOOOO
i realise something Amy is single,i am single so does he..
cause at the end of the day..Amy has the right to choose who she wants to be
cause thats her life..but khai blame me..WTF
but way b4 Amy likes me..i didnt msg her in a flirty way..we juz msg like friends.
maybe is how i treat her..i treat her with respect..maybe..
i dunno bout him..so that was the shit that i solve yesterday night
so woke up in the morning and my Mum ask me to go to the shop to buy tempe and tahu..fermented soya beans and what the fuck is tahu in eng..and of course
chicken stock..
went to the market all the makcik's stare at me like as if i had a penis instead of a nose..
after buying those stuffs i went home..
help my mum do Kuih Raya.
Cheese Sticks..
my shoulders..
..PAIN..
..DAMN..
ARGGAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
kk gtg nak urut bahu dgn Minyak Zaiton..Major Ouchie
bye
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
10/10/2006 01:01:00 PM
One Step Im Gonna Break
ira thanks for the top-up..and sorry to interuppt your date with Iskandar..hehehe..lain kali let me taste your wonderful seafood pasta..hehehe..
so yesterday i chat with "hamba allah"hehehe..this person is such a good sales person telling me stuffs that i dont wanna hear or stuffs that i fucking know..how stupid can 1 be..so i just entertain that "hamba allah"..which is the most studest thing to do.i might as well ask that human to fuck off..
love...
whats that..LOVE..love is nothing actually is something that was created by us like the Bogeyman,E.T,..etc..etc...
love could seperate human from angels and devils.when you are in love you would be so kind to that special someone like an angel eventhough in the actual person you are not.it could divide human from the Devil within..you saw some fucker flirting with your gerl eventhough your gerl didnt even know anything.deep down you wanna kill that fucker within sight rite.?
history of hope..greek mythology..god present Pandora with a box and told her not to open it..even how many years Pandora didnt open the box..but curiousity was killing her everyday..till one fateful day she took a long piece of metal and broke off the chain of the box unleashing pain,jealousy,death and war to the world she quickly closed the box.but theres a loud thumping on the box and as if someone in there asking her to let go..when she open the box came out this sliver coloured butterfly..this butterfly told Pandora that he was Hope..
A question for you people..how could a fucking butterfly called hope sastify billions of people who was clinging to the reins thinking that theres such things as Hope...
do santa clause visit millions of children in Africa...?NO!!..santa clause visit those fat rich bastards and gave those fuckers present..not to african child..
-adios-
pravda the truth
Monday, October 09, 2006
10/09/2006 03:00:00 PM
Im giving in to you
yo...todays topic is..How Stupid Can One Be...?
for the shark-fin eater...how stupid can you be..eating just the shark's fin..it doesnt even have fucking taste..is like killing chicken for the legs..hows stupid could you be..?
for the tree-cutters cut trees to clear land for agriculuture..how stupid can you be you be,you're cutting the thing that giving you oxygen..bastards like syahrul..hahahaha..how evil can one be..very evil..
came back home late from lepak2 with the crew..from 11 to 1300 hours..2 times some idiot looking fucker pass-by us and stare at us..what the F..some even maintain cool by wearing sweater..hahahahahaha..yupz..u heard me...sweater under the beautiful boon lay sun..
how stupid can one be...
went home now seating here updating..check elfy's blog and read what she wrote.she fought woth syahrul..hmmmm..i see a love blooming..maybe she likes that fuuckker..thats the thing she flirts..what the hell..but hey..i dont give a fuck..just fuck it n fuck off
adios
bye
Thursday, October 05, 2006
10/05/2006 01:31:00 PM
Darkest Nights
hey..peoples..
its been a while since i update..so around 19 more days the suffering will end..19 more to HARI RAYA..3 more days to end of the N levels aka Jugdement Day..3 more days to shave all my hair in collaboration n celebrating the end of Judgement Day..
hahahaha
a message from uncutuncensored to this following people
zahirah:: i will do a tatoo of your face on my ass..since you like it there..a happy,smiling face of yours or the sad ones...
Inna:: hang in there..NAzif ader...cekop ahh
Amirah:: love u and missing u...
Khairul:: sorry i dont even know that u like Amy..you should tell me earlier not accuse me of stealing your gerlfrend..damn..
Elfyana:: remember that time when we chat and u say u give ur heart n soul for me but i dindnt even realise..i replied u give me shit i return shit..remember..i dont really meant it..i just want to make u angry so that u could forget me faster and stop holding on to the memories..im sorrie for replying that way thats the only way f0r u to forget me..im sorry elfy..
For that fucker syahrul:: hope not to see your negro face next year change school olrait..and dont forget to fuck off..
ok lah gtg
anything just write your coments on the tag board
Monday, October 02, 2006
10/02/2006 05:16:00 PM
Good DAy t0 DiE
hey..pplss...
look out the window..looks like a good day to die..you know hang myself up on the tree..so today just finish english papers and history..yupz...7 more days to a wild harcore party..wohoo cant wait..sorry under-16 not invited...bachelors party..hahaha..main2 jer...
so...penat nak mampos..like my brain kena squeeze out of barin juice..
5 things to do after N levels...
1..get a tatoo
2..eat,shit and die
3..work with Never Look Back Productions
4..kill that fucker
5..fuck somebody (maybe..?)
damn it my sister dah J.C 1 but still watch that fucking Hi-5..damn...
hmmm..i remember this question..
fondest childhood memory:touching my kindergaten teacher ass
hahahahahahaha
gtg
adios
