Tuesday, September 12, 2006
9/12/2006 01:14:00 PM
Lucky Number 5
5 ways to get killed....
1..go to your dad and say..FUCK YOU OLD MAN...
2..go to the nearest interchange and slap a bus-driver on his dick..sure got riot one..
3..not trying to be racist.if your a malay u go chinatown and print a plaqcard that say i hate you..
you're chinese go geylang serai and do the same..if your an indian stand in between geylang
and chinatown and do da same but this time print "kill me!!"
4..go to the police station and ask the policeman whether theres a toilet in the police station..if he
say NO.then you make the public toilet out of the police station..kecing jer pat saner..
5..take knife and go to the bank and shout..'robbery lah dey,on the floor' ( with indian accent)
5 ways to know a girl/boy like you..
1..he/she will always treat you extra special
2..when u smile at he/she..he/she will give you a smile that can bright up liang kubur nenek kau.
3..when you ask he/she to do something for you.they give and A* work
4..the he/she will always talk about you to their friends
5..stop scracthing your head lah dey go sound that person.....go now..podah..
5 ways to get treated differently..
1..step ada sawan when you go shopping..the shop-owner comfirm give discount..
2..step ada back pain and roll on the floor crying out in pain at the middle of an mrt..comfirm ada
old grandma give up her seat..
3..for the guys unzip your pants and make sure your dick is erected already and walk along
orchard road
4..Wear jogging attire and run in the Istana....all i can say..see you in Jalan Bahar with 50
bullets all across your body
5..last for the girls..search your biggest underwear and print this.."please fuck my ass"..
somebody ask me this...
erick..which country could give me free food,free housing,free clothes and not need to work
im tired of studying and working.please tell me erick...
i tell him..no need to look very far.go Changi Prison...
bye
-erick-
